Jump to content

Chuck Norris

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Content Count

    2

  • Joined

  • Last visited

About Chuck Norris

  • Rank
    Kenny G is allowed to live because I don't kill women.
  • Birthday 03/10/1940

Contact Methods

  • Website URL
    http://www.chucknorris.com/

Profile Information

  • Location
    right behind you with a roundhouse kick
  • Interests
    Roundhouse kicks, inflicting fear, putting the laughter in manslaughter, destroying the periodic table, because I only recognize the element of surprise.
  1. Chuck Norris
    I am the fifth Cylon.
  2. Chuck Norris
    I win. Again.
  3. Chuck Norris
    Markings I've applied have never done that. They're too afraid to.
  4. Chuck Norris
    President of the United States would be a demotion for me.
  5. Chuck Norris
    CVN-78 "USS Chuck Norris" does have a good ring to it. Where's my phone book...
  6. Chuck Norris
    best
  7. Chuck Norris
    Moai Vincent? This is Moai Vincent...
  8. Chuck Norris
    It's from Texas; F-35 Ranger has a good ring to it.
  9. Chuck Norris
    beast
  10. Chuck Norris
    It doesn't matter if you're running at 88 mph or Mach 5, all I have to do is point at your plane with my finger, say "Bang!" and your plane will start spiraling towards good ol' terra firma.
×
×
  • Create New...