Vpanoptes Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 (edited) Notice, I didn't say my p**** whips your Predator. Got some sense..... As reported in FlightGlobal's/Stephen Trimble's The Dew Line Blog: http://www.flightglobal.com/blogs/the-dewl...ates-creec.html The Fiends! What devilish tactics will they think of next? Here are some possibilities: 1) Hezbollah attack hamsters devastate Raptor force by chewing through wiring. Gates orders rodent-proofing of F-35, est. cost $4 billion more. 2) Revolutionary Guard kamikaze camels blind sophisticated optics by spitting on Sniper pods. Gates orders high-tech cleaning system from LockMart, cost est. $250 million. 3) Taliban jihadi scorpions infiltrate RQ-170 hangar, sting tires and ground the Sentinel. USAF denies knowledge of attack arachnids. 4) Kim Jong-Il Death-Wish goldfish swarm US attack subs. "Not our goldfish" claims N. Korea, "obvious Imperialist war-monger ploy to defame peace-loving cyprinids!" OK, your turn ... - Dan Edited April 19, 2010 by Vpanoptes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GreyGhost Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 Gregg Quote Link to post Share on other sites
A-4Silverfox Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 Time to train more war dogs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mongo Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 The article says Creech AFB is on the outskirts of Las Vegas. Did they change the name of Nellis AFB or is Creech another installation? Mongo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vpanoptes Posted April 19, 2010 Author Share Posted April 19, 2010 The article says Creech AFB is on the outskirts of Las Vegas. Did they change the name of Nellis AFB or is Creech another installation?Mongo It's another installation. http://www.creech.af.mil/library/factsheet...et.asp?id=14306 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waco Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 The article says Creech AFB is on the outskirts of Las Vegas. Did they change the name of Nellis AFB or is Creech another installation? Creech is the installation formerly known as Indian Springs. And it's quite a bit beyond the outskirts, in my opinion. Nellis is on the outskirts, Creech is beyond the outskirts of North Las Vegas (the separate city, not the northern portion of Las Vegas.) Anybody confused yet? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RandomCatFacts Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 During dry months and in dry climates, static accumulates on a cat's fur from rubbing against blankets, couches, carpet and other household items. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tornado64 Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 i wouldn't worry too much scheemes like these are usualy doomed to failure !! in ww2 the russians trained dogs with explosives to go under tanks wearing explosive jakets ( thus getting to the weakest armour ) !! unfortunately they were trained on t 34s so only reccognised those as the targets leaving the germans in perfect safety !! ho ho ho !! you couldn't make these things up !!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
11bee Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 In all seriousness though, this place has to be high on the Al Qaeda hit list given it's heavy involvement with Predator / Reaper operations. I hope that the security out there is a bit heavier than what I see at most military bases here in the states. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Flyboyf18 Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 The cat is a good choice with nine lives it can repeat the attack eight more times before being completely fifnished!?!?!? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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