frankv74 Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 "UNDERWORLD: Rise of the Likens" Booooorrrriiiinnnnggg.... Goo sex seen though. :) Frank Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andre Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Goo sex seen though. :unsure: That's the best typo today so far. ;-) Cheers, Andre Quote Link to post Share on other sites
datahiker Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I don't see movies at the theater very often but "The Road to Wellville" is the only movie that's gotten me to leave after less than 45 minutes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Eric Larson Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Disagree. 2001 gave a thinking person a lot to think about in 1968. It is a groundbreaking intellectual movie that goes over the head of a general audience. Way ahead of its time. A classic that takes some work on the part of the viewer to appreciate. Agree! The movie blew me away when it first came out...and I was in 6th grade! OK, so I didn't understand a lot of the symbolism but the space scenes were just so cool, as was the music, and as a kid fascinated with anything science and computer related, HAL was the star of the movie! Just a few months ago I got the special edition DVD set for 2001 and have watched it once again, for the umpteenth time. While I don't subscribe to the evolution message being presented, I can still appreciate an imaginative story and the elegant way in which the movie portrays it. Still ranks as one of my favorites. Also, and someone can correct me if I'm wrong, 2001 is the ONLY movie to realistically portray the behavior of objects in space. No whizz-bang sound effects taking place in total vacuum and vehicles whipping around like they have a license to ignore the laws of physics. Now, in keeping with the thread topic, while I won't say it is the worst movie ever made, one of the worst movies I've ever tried to watch was "Office Space". Many of my coworkers (I do work in an office) raved about it so I borrowed the DVD from one. I think I made it about 10 minutes into the movie and shut it off. Vulgar and idiotic. Not my cup of tea. Cheers, Eric Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Has anyone said... ZOOLANDER.... B) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andrew.deboer Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Independence Day. I don't even know where to begin. Escanaba in Da Moonlight. This movie is about Yoopers (people in Michigan's upper peninsula), so it should be hilarious, but alas it was not. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
toadwbg Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Vanilla Sky staring Tom Cruise.... Didn't get it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CreepyGuy Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 The Flamingo Kid... Got dragged there with a date in high school.... I still have not gotten back the time lost to that movie.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joe Hegedus Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 But I will always regret paying to see "Ice Pirates". You actually PAID to see that piece of drek? I still regret sitting through it on a hotel TV on a business trip years ago... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CreepyGuy Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 You actually PAID to see that piece of drek? I still regret sitting through it on a hotel TV on a business trip years ago... The only thing redeeming about that movie was the line.. "Want to go for a ride in my bad chariot...." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alvis 3.1 Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 You actually PAID to see that piece of drek? I still regret sitting through it on a hotel TV on a business trip years ago... Yup, at a real theatre, with my wife...so I actually paid for two tickets! I also paid to see "A Boy and His Dog" (Instead of seeing "Stripes", which I thought looked stupid) and "the Last Chase", which only had some F-86 sequences in it as redemption. I had poor choices in movies when I was young. However, I am glad to have seen 2001 in Cinemascope. Anything else just lacked the grandeur. I sat my 10 year old son down a few years ago and had him watch 2001...he was utterly confused and full of questions at the end, which is pretty much what he should have gotten out of it. The next day, I sat him down for "The Blue Brothers" and he was still confused and full of questions, but laughing until tears came. I feel those are two of the better films made, just at opposite ends of the spectrum! Alvis 3.1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DutyCat Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Planet Of The Apes (2001) - Absolutely terrible and devoid of any substantive plot, particularly the ending. Even worse than the B movie it was a remake of. The original was certainly not B grade. It was a classic. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caudleryan Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Anything with Hannah Montanna in it. My girlfriend took the remote from me and I could not get it back. Unfortunately, I was airbrushing and could not leave, so she tormented me until I was finished. RYAN. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
phantom Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Problem child. Problem Child 2. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pete Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Has "The Core" been mentioned yet? One of the most predictable movies I have ever seen. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dancho Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 I would like to nominate the films of Lars Von Trier for the title of "worst body of work by a director." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve N Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 (edited) I don't see movies at the theater very often but "The Road to Wellville" is the only movie that's gotten me to leave after less than 45 minutes. Agreed! I live in Battle Creek (graduated from Kellogg Community College) and that movie was so far off the mark it's ridiculous. I suppose I can give them a bit of a pass on the geographical innaccuracies (it looks more like upstate New York than western Michigan.) But while J.H.Kellogg was a bit of a nut job, but not nearly the wacko portrayed in the film, and the biographical details about him (including his death) were completely fictictious. Oh, and while he may have invented corn flakes, it was his entrepenuer/philanthropist brother W.K. who marketed it and founded Kellogg Cereal. Escanaba in Da Moonlight. This movie is about Yoopers (people in Michigan's upper peninsula), so it should be hilarious, but alas it was not. Admittedly, I fell asleep for about a half hour in the middle, but I really didn't get it either (and I'm a native Michigander.) Now a couple of my freinds who regularly hunt in the U.P. find it hilarious. I guess it's one of those "you have to be there" things. I finally say "2012" this week while I was stuck home sick on the couch. I went in with low expectations, and found it fairly enjoyable. But then I like "Independence Day" for the same reason. It's just mindless action/adventure/global destruction. Independence Day is still far better that 2012 though, simply because the characters are far more enjoyable (particularly the Jeff Goldblum/Wil Smith interplay and Randy Quaid's over-the-top "Cousin Eddie" crop duster pilot.) Without the whiz-bang effects, 2012 was a yawn, with totally cardboard characters. When one of the main characters gets killed in the finale, I didn't even particularly care. Oh, here's one I haven't heard mentioned yet: "Twister." That turkey is so bad it's actually funny. It was just on TBS tonight (thier slogan is "Very Funny," and their promo for it was a comedic mashup of the flying cow scene.) I had to leave for work halfway through, much to my wife's delight..since she was most tired of me pointing out the voluminous technical and continuity errors, as well as the two dimensional characters (Cary Elwes' "Bad Rival Scientist" is just painful to watch..I think the director must have told him "just do your "Hot Shots" character with a Texas accent.) I've always wondered how there could be tractors falling from the sky and houses being blown across the road, while the trees are standing still and the sun is shining. The kicker is the finale, as Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt are caught inside an F-5 funnel, while tied to a well pipe. After the storm, their friends arrive to find them with nary a scratch (just a bit of dirt carefully applied by the art dept.) In real life, with all the debris hurtling around inside that 300 MPH vortex, all that would have been left of our heroes was hamburger you'd need to identify with DNA tests. "I gotta go Julia, we got COWS!!" SN Edited May 8, 2010 by Steve N Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GEH737 Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 "An Inconvenient Truth" Makes "Plan 9 from Outer Space" seem like Shakespeare The new worst movie ever - http://www.birdemic.com/ Check out the trailers - remember - I am not responsible for any lost brain cells. You're welcome Hitch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Isaac Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Has "The Core" been mentioned yet? One of the most predictable movies I have ever seen. Yes it has! I also nominate, "Land of the Lost" with Will Ferrel. It was just on HBO. Horrible. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GreyGhost Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 "An Inconvenient Truth"Makes "Plan 9 from Outer Space" seem like Shakespeare The new worst movie ever - http://www.birdemic.com/ Check out the trailers - remember - I am not responsible for any lost brain cells. You're welcome Hitch Gregg Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve N Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 I just saw a news peice on "Birdemic" the other day. It should be subtitled "William Hung Makes A Movie." Truly awful. Apparently the maker of the film has actually been doing PR for it, and is loving the attention..negative though it is. He even plans a sequel! SN Quote Link to post Share on other sites
saintsdave Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Rush Hour - The only movie I've ever walked out of (and it was at home on video) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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