Steve N Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 If you have to ask..... Don't mind Dennis..he's just upset about being repressed by a self-perpetuating autocracy. SN Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wh1skea Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Little Shop of Horrors: "Feed me Seymour....FEED ME!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve N Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 (edited) Vizzini: Inconceivable!! Indigo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Prince Humperdinck: First things first, to the death. Westley: No. To the pain. Prince Humperdinck: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase. Westley: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. Prince Humperdinck: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me. Westley: It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose. Prince Humperdinck: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight. Westley: I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right. Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it. Westley: WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever. Prince Humperdinck: I think you're bluffing. Westley: It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all. [slowly rises and points sword directly at the prince] Westley: DROP... YOUR... SWORD! [Humperdinck's mouth hangs open, drops sword to floor] And of course: "Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Edited April 9, 2011 by Steve N Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JB2013 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Don't know if this was posted already. Here it goes: Riley Hale: You're out of your mind. Vic Deakins: Yeah. Ain't it cool? Riley Hale: I'm serious, Deak, your mind has taken a walk off the map. Vic Deakins: Maybe. But I'm still gonna kick your @$$. Some extras: Vic Deakins: Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons? and this classic: Vic Deakins: I say god-*@m^ what a rush. (I can't believe I STILL have the movie) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
B-1 Nut Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Too many good lines to quote them all. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Archangel Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Blazing Saddles: "What in the wide, wide world of sports is a goin on here? I hired you people to try and get a little track laid not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City F****ts!!!!!!!!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve N Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 "That's it..game over man, game over!!" Going from memory here.. Ripley: You never said anything about an android being on board, why not?! Burke: It never even occurred to me. It's just standard practice. We always have a synthetic on board." Bishop: I prefer the term artificial person myself. Burke: Right, sorry. Bishop: Is there a problem? Burke: Ripley's last trip out the synthe..the artificial person malfuncioned... Ripley: "Malfunctioned?!" Burke: Anyway, there were problems, and a few deaths were involved. Bishop: I'm shocked. Was it an older model? Burke: Yeah, the Hyperdyne Systems model 120A-2. Bishop (To Ripley): Well, that explains it. The A-2s always were a bit twitchy. That could never happen now with our behavioral inhibitors. It's impossible for me to harm or by inaction allow to be harmed a human being. Would you like some? (offers her some food.) Ripley (slapping the plate out of Bishop's hand): You just stay away from me, Bishop! You got that straight?! Marine (seeing the incident from another table): Guess she don't like the cornbread either. Ripley: I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. Burke: Woah, woah...this installation has a substantial dollar amount attached to it. Ripley: They can bill me. Burke: Look, I just can't authorize that kind of action, I'm sorry. Ripley: Well, Corporal Hicks is in charge here. Burke: Corporal Hicks? Ripley: This operation is under military jurisdiction, and Corporal Hicks is next in the chain of command. Isn't that right, Corporal. Hicks: Yeah........yeah. Burke: Look, Ripley, he can't make that kind of decision, he's just a grunt! No offense. Hicks: None taken. (into radio) Farrow, do you copy? Farrow: Loud and clear. Hicks: Prepare for dustoff and immediate evac. (to all) I say we take off..nuke the site from orbit. (to Ripley) It's the only way to be sure. Best Sci-Fi action flick ever!!! SN Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zerosystem Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 inglorious basterds: "Yeah, in a basement. You know, fightin' in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Number one being, you're fightin' in a basement! " "Look, she's not a military strategist. She's just an actress. -Well, you don't got to be Stonewall Jackson to know you don't want to fight in a basement. " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TomcatFanatic123 Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 I was looking for last night when I posted in this thread but couldn't find it. After a quick search today, I finally found it. Never fails to crack me up...(WARNING: PG-13 humor...watch at work at your own risk...) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vvac201 Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 (edited) . Edited April 10, 2011 by vvac201 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ed_s Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 "Frau Blucher" Ed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cajun21 Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 "Frau Blucher"Ed "What knockers ! ! ! !" "Why thank you doctor" "Walk this way" Itch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ikar Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 There's always F.Gordon: From HAWMPS: Why do these camels always have to wait until supper to have their babies? Can we move the barn closer to the house? Why would you want to do that? I don't mean to complain but every day I walk a mile for these camels. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimz66 Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 (edited) From Mister Roberts. They got nurses on that Island. Alright mista, alright mista... It is me Ensign Palmer and i just threw you palm tree overboard, now what's this about no movie tonight? Edited April 10, 2011 by jimz66 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wh1skea Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 From Spies Like Us: Dr. Imhaus: Doctor. Austin Millbarge: Doctor. Dr. Imhaus: Doctor. Emmett Fitz-Hume: Doctor. [imhaus exits] Dr. Marston: Doctor. Austin Millbarge: Doctor. Dr. Marston: Doctor. Emmett Fitz-Hume: Doctor. [Marston exits] Karen Boyer: Doctor. Austin Millbarge: Doctor. Karen Boyer: Doctor. Emmett Fitz-Hume: [amorously] Doctor! [boyer exits] Jerry Hadley: Doctor. Austin Millbarge: Doctor. Jerry Hadley: Doctor. Emmett Fitz-Hume: Doctor. [Hadley exits] Austin Millbarge: We're not doctors! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zerosystem Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 often missed michael j fox/kirk douglas movie greedy...with phil hartman too. "I'm sure this may come as a shock. - No, s******g a sailboat is a shock, this is a ******* catastrophe!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimz66 Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 From Top Gun Don't know if I have the wording right, but you'll know what I mean You, son you screw this much and you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber DS out of Hong Kong! The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve N Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 Another one of my faves from "Hot Shots:" "I personally flew 127 combat missions, and was shot down on every one of them. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life." SN Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ikar Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 Last Starfighter: So where were the other pilots when the hanger went up? I told you, they were in the hnger. In the hanger, so how many are left? Including yourself? Yes! Closes his visor and hits the ignition.......... One! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shawn C. Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 Major "King" Kong: "Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings... Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve N Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 (edited) If you watch Slim Pickens' lips in that scene, you can tell the dialogue was changed. He originally said "a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Dallas with this stuff." The line was re-recorded as "Vegas" in post-production, as JFK was assassinated in Dallas after the scene was shot, and the producers thought the reference might be in poor taste. Steven Spielberg actually paid homage to the scene in 1941, when Pickens' character lists off the contents of his pockets while being held prisoner on a Japanese sub. Also, Peter Sellers was originally slated to play Major Kong (which would have given him four different roles in the film) but Pickens was brought in after Sellers injured his leg. The movie was supposed to end with a giant pie-fight in the War Room. It was actually filmed, but Kubric decided it was too wacky, and changed the ending to the musical montage of nuclear explosions. Still one of the best black comedies ever made. SN Edited April 11, 2011 by Steve N Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 From Diehard "We're going to need some more FBI guys!" Romancing the Stone " I'm about to have a close encounter with a cattle prod!" The Quiet Man "He'll regret it to his dying day,if ever he lives that long" My Super Ex-girlfriend "Its not a Crying Game thing is it,because I'm from Denver" ****** "I f*****g hate Pikeys!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gaz262 Posted April 12, 2011 Author Share Posted April 12, 2011 (edited) From Ice Pirates: Roscoe - "Space herpes?!" Jason (looking at the robot Roscoe has built): "I don't mean anything by this but is there any particularly reason that he is black." Roscoe: [smiling] "Sure, I wanted him to be perfect." Gaz Edited April 12, 2011 by gaz262 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bigasshammm Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 The best Army of Darkness line is You ain't leading but two things right now, Jack and sh!t, and Jack left town. - Right before he's thrown into the pit. Also 4 pages and not one Spaceballs reference? I thought there were nerds here? I pretty much never stop laughing during that movie. Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet. Ape #2: Spaceballs. Ape #1: Oh, ****. There goes the planet. Dark Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN? Colonel Sandurz: That's much too early. Prepare to fast-forward! Video Operator: Preparing to fast-forward! Colonel Sandurz: Fast-forward! Video Operator: Fast-forwarding, sir! Barf: They've gone to plaid! Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it! Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best! Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner? Major *******: I did sir. He's my cousin. Dark Helmet: Who is he? Colonel Sandurz: He's an a$shole sir. Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name? Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. A$shole, Major A$shole! Dark Helmet: And his cousin? Colonel Sandurz: He's an a$shole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip A$shole! Dark Helmet: How many as$holes do we have on this ship, anyway? [Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand] Entire Bridge Crew: Yo! Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by a$sholes! [Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down] Dark Helmet: Keep firing, a$sholes! And this is the best piece of comedy I've ever seen to date... Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop. Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now. Dark Helmet: What happened to then? Colonel Sandurz: We passed then. Dark Helmet: When? Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now. Dark Helmet: Go back to then. Colonel Sandurz: When? Dark Helmet: Now. Colonel Sandurz: Now? Dark Helmet: Now. Colonel Sandurz: I can't. Dark Helmet: Why? Colonel Sandurz: We missed it. Dark Helmet: When? Colonel Sandurz: Just now. Dark Helmet: When will then be now? Colonel Sandurz: Soon. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Expat Tomcat Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 From "Intolerable Cruelty" " there's a gas leak, yeah! A gas leak! It's an odorless, colorless, liquidless gas that causes diahrrea and facial ticks!" from " Oh Brother, where art thou" "Boy, this place is a geographical oddity, two weeks from everywhere!" from "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxie" "MAGRATHEA!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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