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Bloke rings up a model shop.

"Do you sell ships?" he asks.

"Yes, we do," says the shopkeeper.

"Do you sell cruise liners?"

"Yes, we do."

"Do you have any Italian cruise liners?"

"Yes, we've got one left."

"Magic! Can you put it on one side for me?"

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The Italian captain tripped and fell into a life boat?

Is that a new way to abandon ship a la Mediterranean?

It's even worse than that... when the Coast Guard ordered him to come back on his ship, the reply was "but it's dark"...

So the Coast Guard replied "Do you want to go home?"

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if this doesn't spawn a whole new generation of bad italian accident parodies i don't know what will

It already did.... despite all the black humor on italian tv and newspaper, I saw Letterman talk about that the other night, so I think the thing is spreding worldwide...

Anyway... the clearly angered coast guard officer yelling at the captain to come back on his boat is something that helps understand what "duty" is. Not a hero, just a man doing the right thing!

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if this doesn't spawn a whole new generation of bad italian accident parodies i don't know what will

Oh, I can see at least two movies come out of this: an Italian subdued thing with Diego Abatantuono as the bumbling captain and an unrelated Hollywood blockbuster in which "Get back on board, dammit!" is said by Ed Harris.

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We had a sing on my sail boat saying

"In the event of an abandon ship, Women and children FIRST, follow me ! You Captain"

man i miss that plaque

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