HOLMES Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 ...Grant ME the serenity to accept things I cannot change The courage to change the things I cannot accept And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they got on MY nerves. And also, help ME to be careful of the toes I step on today, As they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow. Help ME always give 100%at work: 12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday And help ME remember ...... When I'm having a bad day and; it seems that people are trying to wind ME up.... It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and ONLY four to extend MY arm and smack someone in the mouth. HOLMES Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Flight 666 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 (edited) Great my friend !! I´ll print that and put at the wall at my workplace, so I can see that every day Edited February 17, 2012 by Flight 666 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DDC Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Awesome mate, that's going on my toolbox at work! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfgun33 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 LMAO!!! That's great. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Iron Man Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 ...Grant ME the serenity to accept things I cannot change The courage to change the things I cannot accept And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they got on MY nerves. And also, help ME to be careful of the toes I step on today, As they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow. Help ME always give 100%at work: 12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday And help ME remember ...... When I'm having a bad day and; it seems that people are trying to wind ME up.... It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and ONLY four to extend MY arm and smack someone in the mouth. HOLMES Thats a keeper for sure!!!!! Printing it out as we speak. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Neo Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 LMAO nice one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Liberator24 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 and you wont lose a good wingtip with this kind of suggestion -Jim Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GreyGhost Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 Wise Words to Live by ... Thank You, Hoilmes ... Too Funny ! -Gregg Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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White Wolf Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 I'll take a quadruple dosage please. :) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The_Animal Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 (edited) Can I hear an AMEN!!! ~bleep YEAH!!! And also, help ME to be careful of the toes I step on today, As they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow. I believe in the tried and true methodology of: "if your toes are in my way...I'll just drop an anvil on them. You'll learn to get the hell out of the way after that painful experience." Edited February 18, 2012 by The_Animal Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brutus Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 An excellent one!! can't stop laughing here. :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted February 19, 2012 Author Share Posted February 19, 2012 Thanks Guys.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Old Blind Dog Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 Love it! ROTFLMAO! cheers Old Blind Dog Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jinxter13 Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 (edited) :rofl: :rofl: Hold on wait, let me recover so I can start over again.... Oh I say 'olmes that is a real keeper...I'm making several copies and sending them to close mates of mine. I'd like to request a 'scrip with several refills. Edited February 19, 2012 by #1 Greywolf Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted February 20, 2012 Author Share Posted February 20, 2012 (edited) :rofl: :rofl: Hold on wait, let me recover so I can start over again.... Oh I say 'olmes that is a real keeper...I'm making several copies and sending them to close mates of mine. I'd like to request a 'scrip with several refills...are you sure you can COPE with ALL THAT at this stage in life... Clif I knew you'd understand... HOLMES Edited February 20, 2012 by HOLMES Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AX 365 Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Great one, HOLMES. I couldn't agree more. There are also MANY days where I could use a heavy dose of PlasticWeapons' prescription. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted February 20, 2012 Author Share Posted February 20, 2012 Great one, HOLMES. I couldn't agree more. There are also MANY days where I could use a heavy dose of PlasticWeapons' prescription. Thank you Mike... Glad to see you back safe and well and so refreshed and ready for anything.. Yes ME too..PW'S PX is also gonna do the job. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jinxter13 Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 (edited) ...are you sure you can COPE with ALL THAT at this stage in life.. I don't see why not, the VA already has me taking pills to help with the pills I'm taking so one more like this is just going to help to calm down the stuff I don't get any meds for; stuff like paint not going on right, seams that can't seem to be fixed, decals falling apart....OH WAIT!!...I've got a med for that it's called 18 y/o Johnny Black...only for medicinal purposes like stress relief . Edited February 20, 2012 by #1 Greywolf Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted February 20, 2012 Author Share Posted February 20, 2012 I don't see why not, the VA already has me taking pills to help with the pills I'm taking so one more like this is just going to help to calm down the stuff I don't get any meds for; stuff like paint not going on right, seams that can't seem to be fixed, decals falling apart....OH WAIT!!...I've got a med for that it's called 18 y/o Johnny Black...only for medicinal purposes like stress relief . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ReccePhreak Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 (edited) This is the original version......... It's been hanging over my desk for years. Edited February 21, 2012 by ReccePhreak Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GreyGhost Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 "Oop Ack, Baby !" Gregg Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tonal Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 VERY funny and spot on, thank you both, and where's my printer? Tonal Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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