MattC Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 I like pretty much ALL of that one.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
71roadrunner426 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 My personal favorite. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bigasshammm Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 (edited) I like this one... I almost bought my wife that same tank top today. Lol I have a shirt that says "my Indian name is Hung Like Horse" with the appropriate picture. I always chuckle at the Alderaan 5 day forecast t-shirt. When I get on my computer I'll find a link n post the pic. My uncle has one that's says "my Indian name is Runs With Beer" Edited June 10, 2012 by Bigasshammm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken Cartwright Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 My girlfriend is a "Finding Nemo" fan, so I had to get her this shirt: http://shirt.woot.com/offers/fish-memory I remember when I saw "Finding Nemo" thinking that they ripped off "Memento." You have to have seen both movies to appreciate this T-shirt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Karl Sander Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 One I have has a picture of seal pups at a disco (complete with glitter ball and girls in club clothes) and says "Stop clubbing baby seals." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TaiidanTomcat Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 My girlfriend is a "Finding Nemo" fan, so I had to get her this shirt: http://shirt.woot.com/offers/fish-memory I remember when I saw "Finding Nemo" thinking that they ripped off "Memento." You have to have seen both movies to appreciate this T-shirt. That is truly great Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The_Animal Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 I need to be wearing this t-shirt at all times. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gibsonk Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 I bought this one when my son graduated at the Ontario Police Academy in Almyer a few years ago. God created police officers So that firemen would have Hero's too Cheers Jim K Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kevan Vogler Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Here's a couple of mine: Picked this up in Salzburg a couple of years ago: Bought this a couple of years ago at a local market: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
flyfort17 Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 My favorite shirt. I do get some strange looks from people when I’m wearing it :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spectre711 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Welcome New Jersey, where the weak are killed and eaten! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
braincells37 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 My personal favorites; 1. If I got smart with you,how would you know? 2. I cry when ugly people hold me 3. Why yes, I have done some modeling Why I like them 1. I went to a Hooters once and the receptionist read my shirt with a blank stare and asked what does that mean? She had to have been a blond before she died her hair black. 2. A shirt both my grand daughters have worn. 3. Shirt issued at the 1997 Anahiem IPMS convention. Wish I could have gotten one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
William G Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 (edited) I had one when I was in High School many many years ago that had a pheasant flying over a field of wheat with a sun in the background Said "Kansas, Big ***** Country" (Name for a Male Chicken starting with a C and ending in K also a euphamism for your junk) My grandfather got me one from Bass Pro Shops with 2 fish hooks on the front that read "Support your local Hookers" And my all time favorite isFormula William G Edited June 14, 2012 by William G Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bonehammer73 Posted July 27, 2012 Author Share Posted July 27, 2012 Saw a guy today wearing a T-shirt with "MAGLIETTA" (T-shirt) written on it. Good one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rightwinger26 Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 I have one that says PETA People Eating Tasty Animals Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TaiidanTomcat Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 (edited) referring to Barbell placement and the Olympic Lift respectively Edited July 27, 2012 by TaiidanTomcat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blunce Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 http://rlv.zcache.com/isapi/designall.dll?rlvnet=1&realview=113537616472412610&design=dd456fab-bc32-4784-8f68-be8ab2f1bd32&style=basic_ringer_tshirt&size=&color=whitered&pending=false&pdt=zazzle_shirt&max_dim=512 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MikeC Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Bought at the annual Tankfest at Bovington last year, I have one with a picture of a Scimitar (I think; I'm really an aircraft sort of guy) light reconnaissance tank, captioned "Recce do it in front of everyone". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wh1skea Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 I've had a few over the years with quite witty sayings. Couple of my favorites were: "If at first you don't succeed, look in the trash for the instructions." and "Overnight Express - My package, you place, overnight!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kale Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 half of my wardrobe is funny saying tshirts...my favorites are... Note to self pink insulation is not cotton candy. Dropt on my hed when i wuz a ked. What about all the good things Hitler did? a picture of the pillsbury dough boy with the caption...White Flour... a cartoon picture of Jesus on the Cross saying Jesus did it for the Chicks Front: Wanna see two people F@#$ing on the back of this shirt Back: Just kidding (with buddy christ) Believe in Jesus. alot of really funny ones are at T-Shirt Hell Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fool on the hill Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 (edited) A shirt from "Perfect Circle Piston Rings". In a font and with a phonetic spelling mimicing a dictionary entry... aero dynamics - a poor substitute for torque. Edited July 28, 2012 by fool on the hill Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Johnopfor Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 my ex was rather....blessed shall we say and had a t-shirt which said "why yes, these are my boobs" in really small writing across the chest Quite amusing to see reddening faces I saw a T-shirt that read "Tell your boobs to stop staring at me!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WymanV Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 I hava a friend who had an all gray T-shirt. Where the left front pocket would be in little tiny letters was- Nosy little f%*#er, aren't you? Always wanted one of those. Ken (When it absolutely, positively has to be destroyed overnight-U.S. Marines) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
famvburg Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Does it really say "hero's"? I bought this one when my son graduated at the Ontario Police Academy in Almyer a few years ago. God created police officers So that firemen would have Hero's too Cheers Jim K Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Litvyak Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 My sister has one I particularly like: "Stress is your body's way of telling you you need to strangle someone." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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