One-Oh-Four Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Hi guys, Anyone else having trouble with Britmodeller? Yesterday evening I was happily discussing why RAF are called Crabs, Brit Army gents Pongoes and RN ah... eh... when all of a sudden the forum froze up on me. Since then I haven't been able to get on the site anymore. Strange. I ask because some of the regulars ovah heâh also frequent the site ovah theâh! Cheers, Erik (who doesn't say "tomato" or "tomatoe", just "tomaat" :) ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Britaholic Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Yes I have been having problems as well, earlier yesterday the site was down and it went down again last night. Cheers Den Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jetboy Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 hi,yep still down....cheers Don Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Edgar Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Last time it happened, it was due to malicious behaviour by some unmentionable creature, so it could be the same reason. Edgar Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 (edited) Just tried.. Still lurking in the depths of not working ... Which one of you forgot to put the 50 pence piece in the electric meter. Edited October 8, 2012 by HOLMES Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Okay Guys. ..IT IS BACK Quote Link to post Share on other sites
arnobiz Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 youhoooooo thanks for letting us know Holmes! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Britaholic Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Thanks for that, I wonder what has been going on I didn't see any mention of the problem. Cheers Den Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Thanks for that, I wonder what has been going on I didn't see any mention of the problem. Cheers Den Den THE MODS probably needed a rest Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rustywelder Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Just tried.. Still lurking in the depths of not working ... Which one of you forgot to put the 50 pence piece in the electric meter. They still doing the coin operated meters over there? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 They still doing the coin operated meters over there? Yes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rustywelder Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Good lord.... i remember my aunty having a coin op tele but i thought the meters had long gone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Good lord.... i remember my aunty having a coin op tele but i thought the meters had long gone. Once while on duty dealt with a serious assault..when I asked why the husband had gotten his wound to his head{ bashed in with a pick ax handle } And who did that. He said he was watching soccer and the T.V went zap. And cut out. So he went to his wife and said ' giz us your 50 pence for t.v .it conked out and I am in the middle of a match' .she said ' EFF OFF,' he goes to take the money,she shouts leave the b.ugger, it's my money. He tries And she picks up the nearest offensive weapon to hand and whacks him. On the head . Both arrested for assault on each other,AND they were still arguing the toss with one another in separate cells. When released after their court hearing they were still arguing about it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 (edited) Oops sorry. Double post. Edited October 8, 2012 by HOLMES Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChippyWho Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 They still doing the coin operated meters over there? Not too many. My guess is someone forgot to top-up the pre-pay key! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rustywelder Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 (edited) Once while on duty dealt with a serious assault..when I asked why the husband had gotten his wound to his head{ bashed in with a pick ax handle } And who did that. He said he was watching soccer and the T.V went zap. And cut out. So he went to his wife and said ' giz us your 50 pence for t.v .it conked out and I am in the middle of a match' .she said ' EFF OFF,' he goes to take the money,she shouts leave the b.ugger, it's my money. He tries And she picks up the nearest offensive weapon to hand and whacks him. On the head . Both arrested for assault on each other,AND they were still arguing the toss with one another in separate cells. When released after their court hearing they were still arguing about it. Thanks for that HOLMESIE! It never ceases to amaze the insanity a game of footie can cause :blink: Edited October 8, 2012 by rustywelder Quote Link to post Share on other sites
One-Oh-Four Posted October 8, 2012 Author Share Posted October 8, 2012 Once while on duty dealt with a serious assault..when I asked why the husband had gotten his wound to his head{ bashed in with a pick ax handle } And who did that. He said he was watching soccer and the T.V went zap. And cut out. So he went to his wife and said ' giz us your 50 pence for t.v .it conked out and I am in the middle of a match' .she said ' EFF OFF,' he goes to take the money,she shouts leave the b.ugger, it's my money. He tries And she picks up the nearest offensive weapon to hand and whacks him. On the head . Both arrested for assault on each other,AND they were still arguing the toss with one another in separate cells. When released after their court hearing they were still arguing about it. Most important is taht it's again accessible and without a pick ax in my head... Cheers, Erik. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Most important is taht it's again accessible and without a pick ax in my head... Cheers, Erik. :rofl: :rofl: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 (edited) Just remembered that these two are so dumb and thick that once after that very incident, I had to go back there, it was April.bloody freezing. So I got a report saying that these two were at it hammer and tong, and it was believed that the man had an ax{axe}. So I drove there , MY BULLET proof flak jacket/vest , had on.My knife proof leather gloves to be ready when I got there, The baton drawn behind ME SURREPTITIOUSLY ..GOES IN... I SAY NOT YOU TWO AGAIN. he had the ax. Took it away from him but says he needs it as he is a lumberjack now ..yeah .. So I ask .NOW WHAT.. She says well he won't let me. Carve the turkey, cos he wants to do carve it .. So I ask what now ..no she says .. at Christmas :unsure: Do you know it's only Bloody APRIL. he says , YEAH I know but need to sort it now ..took the ax away with ME.AND TICKED THEM BOTH OFF. BUT BECAUSE OF THEM. I missed buying MY lottery ticket that Saturday evening..AND MY FREAKING NUMBERS came up...and the evening was just warming up withh several pub fights and Domestics etc.,,, ...oh yes, I lost winning £ 9.6 million ... What a night that was...too busy etc...but I did not really mind losing when I managed to save a young boy who had hanged himself as he had BEEN bullied but I saved him..not boasting but that is a small addendum to the lottery loss..I KNOW that THAT 12 year old boy is alive and well..I only told you all that so you don't go aw shucks about he money,,I WON a lot more that night than the money .. Those knife proof gloves would have been useless had he used the ax on ME.. And that couple ended up getting arrested later by MOI Edited October 8, 2012 by HOLMES Quote Link to post Share on other sites
One-Oh-Four Posted October 8, 2012 Author Share Posted October 8, 2012 Just remembered that these two are so dumb and thick that once after that very incident, I had to go back there, it was April.bloody freezing. So I got a report saying that these two were at it hammer and tong, and it was believed that the man had an ax{axe}. So I drove there , MY BULLET proof flak jacket/vest , had on.My knife proof leather gloves to be ready when I got there, The baton drawn behind ME SURREPTITIOUSLY ..GOES IN... I SAY NOT YOU TWO AGAIN. he had the ax. Took it away from him but says he needs it as he is a lumberjack now ..yeah .. So I ask .NOW WHAT.. She says well he won't let me. Carve the turkey, cos he wants to do carve it .. So I ask what now ..no she says .. at Christmas :unsure: Do you know it's only Bloody APRIL. he says , YEAH I know but need to sort it now ..took the ax away with ME.AND TICKED THEM BOTH OFF. BUT BECAUSE OF THEM. I missed buying MY lottery ticket that Saturday evening..AND MY FREAKING NUMBERS came up...and the evening was just warming up withh several pub fights and Domestics etc.,,, ...oh yes, I lost winning £ 9.6 million ... What a night that was...too busy etc...but I did not really mind losing when I managed to save a young boy who had hanged himself as he had BEEN bullied but I saved him..not boasting but that is a small addendum to the lottery loss..I KNOW that THAT 12 year old boy is alive and well..I only told you all that so you don't go aw shucks about he money,,I WON a lot more that night than the money .. Those knife proof gloves would have been useless had he used the ax on ME.. And that couple ended up getting arrested later by MOI Great story! Of course, had you won those nine million plus quid, I would've been your new best friend! Anyhow, saving that kid must've boosted your morale through the ionosphere! Really brilliant! Cheers, Erik. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 (edited) Great story! Of course, had you won those nine million plus quid, I would've been your new best friend! Anyhow, saving that kid must've boosted your morale through the ionosphere! Really brilliant! Cheers, Erik. Erik, It was and still is. his mother was playing Bingo and I got neighbors to go fetch her , she was uninterested , uncouth and did not care and said as much.she did not care that her son had done that... <_< He hanged himself in the garden with a pedal bicycle as a leverage and I had to pull him Down .. I made him fall on top ME to save him from any more harm And damage.. I did CPR on him until the medics arrived Unfortunately for her , but fortunately for the boy,he was taken in by a foster carer and he is doing fine, I guess you and everyone else would have been MY BEST FRIEND.its common knowledge about MY loss within the Force... Is the BEST feeling in the world to bring him back to life. Edited October 8, 2012 by HOLMES Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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