Jinxter13 Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 (edited) Are you sure about that....OK :rofl: B) Edited March 12, 2013 by #1 Greywolf Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vince14 Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Talkie's the name, toasting's the game! Vince Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Horrido Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Is it illegal to lase the neighbor's cat? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Slartibartfast Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Holmes must have just dosed himself with pain killers. Hey there, Bright Eyes! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The_Animal Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Is it illegal to lase the neighbor's cat? lase or tase? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GreyGhost Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway ? -Gregg Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jennings Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Who remembers the fantastic modeling publication by that name, eh? Ya hosers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Flyingfortress Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rightwinger26 Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
billw Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Dogs come when you call. Cats take a number and get back to you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Johnopfor Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Why are they called runways when nobody is allowed to run on them? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rightwinger26 Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Why are they called runways when nobody is allowed to run on them? Touché, if a cow laughs, will milk come out of its nose? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jinxter13 Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Why does bomb, comb, and womb have the same last three letters, yet they all have a different sound in the pronunciation. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
VA-115EFR Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 You should smile at least once a day. A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine, and a day without sunshine is like...night. -Steve Martin- Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted March 13, 2013 Author Share Posted March 13, 2013 Does a clock know its chiming erratically? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
White Wolf Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 If light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted March 13, 2013 Author Share Posted March 13, 2013 If light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? :rofl: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GreyGhost Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 If vegetable oil is made from vegetables and corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from ? :blink: -Gregg Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ross blackford Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 :D, Umm. Babies? , Ross. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vvac201 Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 (:) <--- Picture of an alien spy! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vvac201 Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 (:) <--- Picture of an alien spy! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheFlyingDutchman Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Iceland is green, while Greenland is covered by ice. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bashace Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 If I had 1 of each color of gluon, how many would that be? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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