Flyingfortress Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Just how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop ? :dontknow:/> -Gregg If I recall the commercial correctly, it took the wise owl 3 licks! Maybe the best one of all time: JUMBO shrimp (?) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mandie Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 It started out as 3 Steve's Bamford, Filak, and Steve Stohr. Mandie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted March 25, 2013 Author Share Posted March 25, 2013 Er. . . Why don't they make the whole airplane out of that black box stuff? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jinxter13 Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Why is it called a Ham-burger...when there is not an atom of ham in it , well it's not supposed to be Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted March 25, 2013 Author Share Posted March 25, 2013 Why is it called a Ham-burger...when there is not an atom of ham in it :hmmm:/>, well it's not supposed to be It isn't an optical illusion. It just looks like one. :tease: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Slartibartfast Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Why is it called a Ham-burger...when there is not an atom of ham in it :hmmm:/>, well it's not supposed to be Hopefully no atoms of Hamburg, Germany residents, too. But then, Soylent Green is people! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted March 26, 2013 Author Share Posted March 26, 2013 Soylent Green has been exhausted.. The Scoops are on their way ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Devilleader501 Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Why do they put 10 hotdogs in a package but only 8 buns in a package? You have obviously never noticed that 2 out of the package either don't separate like they are supposed to or get eaten by the bread monster. The folks over a Wonder were just looking out for us is all. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted March 26, 2013 Author Share Posted March 26, 2013 I'm busy doing NOTHING. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Johnopfor Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 I like products that are new AND improved.....either you get all of the updates immediately, or it sucked before it was released..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Flyingfortress Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Why do most bags and boxes read 'Open Here'? What happens if you 'Open There'? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Flyingfortress Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 I like products that are new AND improved.....either you get all of the updates immediately, or it sucked before it was released..... That's right up there with "New look, same great taste!" If the inside isn't different why the hell change the container? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted March 27, 2013 Author Share Posted March 27, 2013 When I erase a word with a pencil. Where does it go? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vvac201 Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 The pencil usually stays in my hand! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted March 27, 2013 Author Share Posted March 27, 2013 The pencil usually stays in my hand! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 First World Problem. What's that thing with undoing shoelaces? When in a hurry, they tangle. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted March 27, 2013 Author Share Posted March 27, 2013 First World Problem. What's that thing with undoing shoelaces? When in a hurry, they tangle. ......because its easier to put them on when you need to ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted March 27, 2013 Author Share Posted March 27, 2013 So when I use glue it come out easily.. SO.... Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted March 28, 2013 Author Share Posted March 28, 2013 :P :D :tease: :tease: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Devilleader501 Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 If nothing sticks to Teflon how does Teflon stick to the pan? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted March 28, 2013 Author Share Posted March 28, 2013 It's simply hard ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GreyGhost Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck ...? -Gregg Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Flyingfortress Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 What was so important that the chicken had to cross the road? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word? :unsure: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted March 29, 2013 Author Share Posted March 29, 2013 What was so important that the chicken had to cross the road? ...because it was HERE and wanted to be THERE but then when it got THERE. It realized he really wanted to be HERE.. :blink: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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