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Justin Beiber to be Deported?


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maybe you Canucks can ship him off to the NWT, where he can be eaten by bears and black flies...

That would be too good for him. When this little twerp became famous a few years ago, it was a bit neat that a young Canadian kid could be so popular on the world stage, even though it was just teeny bobs who worshiped him. Like any young kid with several million dollars with no checks, controls or structure to his life, he's become the inevitable train wreck. Happens every single time.

Anyway, you guys keep him down there or we'll send more cold air south!

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We'd rather send him back and endure record frigid temperatures. Down here in Arizona it's already starting to get hot. Lol like others said send him and his homes to the Arctic or better yet Syria.

Not Syria! We'd end up with him secreted in the 100's of kids and women coming here for free food, housing and wall to wall rights. He's Canadian stick him on gate guard at Goose Bay!

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Well if any of yoose guys had served in the USAF you would know, if you really screwed da pooch somewhere, or really got on the bad side of someone with some pull, your next duty assignment would be at a place called "Thule" and thats in Greenland and it's about as far away as they could send you. Your social life amounted to a game of pinochle with a Polar bear or a cool refresing swim with a walrus :whistle: ; that is when you could get to the water, and if the Bear was in a social mood. The base is still there maybe the beeb could practice with a not so captive audience, and if his pants dropped too low, [that] bear may have a menu change; instead of seal or walrus he'd take a long look at the beeb :woot.gif: . Do Polar bears get indigestion?.

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Thats what you get for foisting Celine Dion, Alanys Morrissette, Bachman Turner Overweight, and countless other abominal acts at us.

Take him back and keep him. Feed him to the polar bears.

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Why deport him? He fits in with the Kardashsians, Kanye West, Lindsay Lohan, Donald Trump, and Dennis Rodman, just to name a few nutcase celebrities in the US.

This is the same petition system that managed to get 100,000 votes to build a Death Star.

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I say send him back to Canada (he isn't welcome here in Australia either).

Once he gets back to Canada, either get a job serving soup to the homeless people who live on east Hastings street in Vancouver or a job with buffalo airways as a rampie, and make sure it's winter time in Yellowknife.

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Though JB is looking to be more and more a celebrity train wreak, he's far from being the only celeb gone off the deep end and there have been many more celebs not in just the USA but other places too who have demonstrated similar and even worse problems. I mean in the USA we see from ex-cons and murderers playing in the NFL to former gangsters or gangster wannabes in the NBA to over hyped and most often female celebrity train wreaks in both music and movie world, well JB is just another train wreak in progress.

This sort of putting celebrities on alters is nothing new and the fault of society. It leads especially to the young celbs and sports celebs to going nutso.

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If you feed him to the polar bears or any other animal that would be inhumane treatment to wildlife and bring the wrath of PETA. If you drop him in a lake or trash bin that would bring the goverment down on you. I suggest we get the Russians to ready a deep space probe and place him on board. Launch him into deep space and forget to fill the oxygen tanks on the ship. Problem solved. He and all the others are just an example of how low the humane race has gotten by letting these kids become famous before they get a chance to grow up.

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