Scott R Wilson Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 (edited) There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Television may insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer. I changed my password to "incorrect" so whenever I forget it the computer will say, "Your password is incorrect." My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. I'm great at multi-tasking--I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust. Money is the root of all wealth. I'll bet you $4,567 you can't guess how much I owe my bookie. Doesn't expecting the unexpected mean that the unexpected is actually expected? Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking. My wife got 8 out 10 on her driver's test--the other two guys managed to jump out of her way. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type. I was going to give her a nasty look, but she already had one. Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly? Give me ambiguity or give me something else. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. Take my advice — I'm not using it. Edited June 26, 2016 by Scott R Wilson Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jfmajor60 Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 I don't need google my wife knows everthing! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JackMan Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
toadwbg Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking Winner Winner Chicken Dinner Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Darren Roberts Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Priceless! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChippyWho Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Every one a gem! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scott R Wilson Posted June 26, 2016 Author Share Posted June 26, 2016 Every one a gem! :thumbsup:/> I got a chuckle or ten out of those too. A friend, Stephan Miller, sent them to me. I don't know if he originated them or found them someplace. He's got a good enough sense of humor that I could easily believe he came up with some or even all. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vince Maddux Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 If you can't laugh at yourself, laugh at someone else. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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