Up in the sky - it's a bird... it's a plane.. no, it's just a giant d***

[Murph]

[Collin]

[Murph]

[john53]

Fake news? Fits right in with Weiner, does weener fly?

Ooooopppssss silly question! LOL---John

Edited November 19, 2017 by john53

[GW8345]

Here's what the aircrew should report;

 

We experienced a flight control malfunction at altitude, an HMR (Hazardous Material Report) is currently being drafted. The aircraft has been grounded until the sources of the malfunction can be located and corrected. (Slips the Airframes LPO and QAR a fifth of Jack) - Several pieces of FOD were discovered near the front seat fight controls, it is believe that they jammed the stick momentarily causing the aircraft to flight erratically until the pilot was able to free the stick and regain control flight.

 

 

[Johnopfor]

[afoxbat]

51 minutes ago, GW8345 said:

Here's what the aircrew should report;

 

We experienced a flight control malfunction at altitude, an HMR (Hazardous Material Report) is currently being drafted. The aircraft has been grounded until the sources of the malfunction can be located and corrected. (Slips the Airframes LPO and QAR a fifth of Jack) - Several pieces of FOD were discovered near the front seat fight controls, it is believe that they jammed the stick momentarily causing the aircraft to flight erratically until the pilot was able to free the stick and regain control flight.

 

 

Agree! Oprep should read "encountered uncommanded control inputs in horizontal plane with multiple reversals while performing evasive maneuvers to avoid collision with a blivet at altitude. Suspect catastrophic AFCS malfunction or FOD obstruction". 

Afoxbat😉

[afoxbat]

13 minutes ago, Johnopfor said:

I didn't know you could load out a Growler with rubber dog sh**....! Must be a new weapon for SEAD.

[Ben Brown]

So, our intrepid sky artists only got their wrists slapped: LINK   It was a juvenile stunt, but the five year old in me is still laughing his butt off. 

 

Their squadron mates would be negligent if they didn't decorate an entire tree with these in their honor:  Christmas ornament

 

Ben

Edited December 5, 2017 by Ben Brown

[Don]

For some reason this...

 

"WARNING: ARTICLE CONTAINS GRAPHIC IMAGE"

 

...from the above ^^^ article gave me more of a chuckle then the actual sky drawing. We now have to warn the populace about a wanker drawn in the sky. O.k...sure...

 

Regards,

Don

[82Whitey51]

Word out of Whidbey Is. is the pilots new call sign is "Pablo Dicasso".

[Ben Brown]

1 hour ago, 82Whitey51 said:

Word out of Whidbey Is. is the pilots new call sign is "Pablo Dicasso".

 

I would have thought it would be Biggus Dickus.

[11bee]

2 hours ago, Ben Brown said:

 

I would have thought it would be Biggus Dickus.

LOL.   funniest movie of all time. 

[Grindcore]

Is Fightertown working on the sheet???  Furball might be better though.

[Zactoman]

[dnl42]

It's twue! It's twue!

[afoxbat]

  Sierra Hotel! Salute to our "future" Naval Aviators! 

  Blast, PlaneForm is sold out of "Growler SkyArt". Sure like to score one! Surely done in the best traditions of Naval Aviation!

 

afoxbat 

 

[Scooby]

On 2017-11-18 at 6:13 AM, Murph said:

 

Perhaps it was a female pilot.

 

Regards,

Murph

 

Nah, pretty sure it was a Navy guy.

 

Airforce guy would have drawn boobies.

[chriss7606]

Hmm... something tells me the wicked witch isn't interested in the ruby slippers anymore.

 

I couldn't resist...

[Fubuki4]

The day when drawing a dick on something isn't considered funny is the day I no longer want to live on this planet.

[11bee]

B-52 squadron commander relieve due to his phallic obsession unleashed in a B-52 "cock-pit".

 

https://www.military.com/daily-news/2018/11/29/b-52-squadron-commander-fired-over-*****-drawings-bomber-cockpits.html

[Don]

Meh, I give the B-52 Commander a mere 5 out of 10 for the tally wacker drawings. Highly unoriginal though. Being Commander of the 69th Bomb Squadron he had so much more material to work with...

[chriss7606]

So, wait... the U.S. Air Force will can a B-52 squadron commander over some drawings but they WOULDN'T can the squadron commander at Fairchild AFB that was doing very dangerous things with his aircraft and eventually killed himself and his co-pilot? Wow...

Edited November 30, 2018 by chriss7606

[11bee]

10 hours ago, chriss7606 said:

So, wait... the U.S. Air Force will can a B-52 squadron commander over some drawings but they WOULDN'T can the squadron commander at Fairchild AFB that was doing very dangerous things with his aircraft and eventually killed himself and his co-pilot? Wow...

That was then, this is now.

 

 That Fairchild accident was horrible, Bud Holland should have lost his wings years before the crash.   Google “A darker shade of blue”, fascinating write up on this.   It’s used as a case study for failed leadership.

 

Edit - link to above mentioned case study provided:    http://sbfpd.org/uploads/3/0/9/6/3096011/darker_shades_of_blue.pdf

Edited November 30, 2018 by 11bee

[GreyGhost]

Just what kind of cockamamie outfits were these guys in anyway?

 

-Gregg