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Their mobility aids are NOT your spider killing tools!!!

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 Their mobility aids are NOT your spider killing tools!!!

DO NOT GRAB PEOPLE’S CANES OUT OF THEIR HANDS!!!

Just a few moments ago as I was returning to apartment the lady who lives below me asked if I would knock down a spider web going across the breezeway. In the few moments I was trying to locate it she grabbed my cane and started to pull it out of my hand to use to knock down the web.
I had on amber sunglasses to deal with the hazy glare and they turned out to be making the web invisible to my eyes.
I shook her off and she turned around and tried again.

NO.
Not Kosher!!!

That chick is blankety-blank lucky I didn’t smack her with my cane right then and there.

Something happened between her and another neighbor yesterday where the Police were here the whole time I ran errands and had lunch at Taco Bell.
I don’t know what happened between them, don’t want to know what happened.

Ah, ya know what, I just got back from writing that up and taking it down to the Police station for them to add to their file from yesterday.
Yay Me.
🙂

You and your spider phobia are meaningless when compared to someone’s mobility aids.

HANDS OFF!!!

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You don't kill spiders with canes. Everyone knows you use tactical nuclear weapons.

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Trying to decide whether tactical nukes also count as fire. 😁
Which reminds me, have a few of the new Ogre miniatures to paint once my hands start getting back to the new normal.

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That's not very PC is it   !:485c3a61:

 

EVERYBODY KNOWS  THAT strategically placed Conkers on the floor in the corners or on window sills in the corners ; or near doors in the corners of ONE'S home  etc Will keep the 8 legged beast at bay...

 

Well they keep away in MY home and I have Conkers thus placed discreetly!

 

Conkers have gotten natural oils that is repulsive to spiders so they keep away!

:485c3a61:  :tease:

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Holmes, what's a "conker"?

Please elaborate.

 

-Gregg

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Conker = Horse chestnuts

 

I have heard this many times...so I suspect it is true.

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My pleasure Gregg.  I wish I knew this long ago when I lived in a basement suite.

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15 hours ago, Slartibartfast said:

"basement suite."

 

How do these two words go together???

 

I suspect it is a cleaver sales tactic.

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On 11/10/2018 at 1:55 PM, southwestforests said:

Trying to decide whether tactical nukes also count as fire. 😁
 

Nuke them from space.  It's the only way to be sure.....

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Napalm....... when you won't have tactical nukes.....

 

 

Harald

 

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As my dear departed Onkel Willi replied to me upon returning home from hospital after my proclaiming how I proudly cleaning all the spiderwebs from his home, "Now whose going to to eat all the flies?"

 

As for the cane snatcher, cover her apartment door in this

ca4570bb-532f-4dce-b896-a64ef08e94b5_1.8

 

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