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Traffic report today confirmed my feelings about cars. As many of you have heard me say, cars don't interest me, for two reasons. First, cars don't fly. Second, if a car IS flying, something has probably gone horribly wrong, and it's about to get a hell of a lot worse.

 

Well, apparently there was a major delay this afternoon on Highway 401, west of Toronto, while crews removed a car from a tree.

 

I rest my case.

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On 4/7/2019 at 1:25 PM, The Rat said:

First, cars don't fly. Second, if a car IS flying, something has probably gone horribly wrong, and it's about to get a hell of a lot worse.

 

Not necessarily.  Not if the driver bears the last name "Duke." 

 

They do say that Hazzard County is the only place where they need air traffic control for the cars :coolio::cheers::rofl:

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