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A Warning to Moai Vincent

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We don't take too kindly to false deities 'round these here parts...

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Edited on 20 December 2009, nearly four complete years after the thread was first posted, to preserve the "integrity" and continuity of the Moai Vincent thread. Well, what little continuity was there.

The original picture of Teal'c is long gone, lost to the sands of time in the internet hourglass. To replace the 404, I have found a suitable replacement. We'll see how long this one lasts. 3 years ain't bad.

Edited by Waco

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Hey, didn't I read that one of your senior blue-suiters did a cameo appearance on that show?

Edited by Fishwelding

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We don't take too kindly to false deities 'round these here parts...

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MOAI VINCENT ONLY WATCHES VH1.

MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN.

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Flavor Flav thanks you for watching VH1!

MOAI VINCENT HAS AUTOGRAPHS FROM ROBERT VAN WINKLE AND ANDREW RIDGLEY.

MOAI VINCENT WAS PLEASED.

MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN.

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MOAI VINCENT WAS ROLLN IN MY 5.0 WITH MY RAG TOP DOWN.

MOAI VINCENT HUNGERS.

BRING ME A CHICKEN SANDWICH.

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Wow, I kinda knew Van Winkle would 'find God,' so to speak, after his (claimed) near-death experience at the hands of Skid Row Records.

And so it was written in the WinkleSaga:

Lo! In his darkest hour, Van Winkle cried out, "MOAI, show me a new way, for 80s rap and Dreadlocked Rasta hath not suited me!"

Moai then said unto Robert, "Go, seek the Bloodhound Gang, for it is through the song "BOOM" you will regain some street-cred, at least among college kids, for being alternametal."

So it was, and Van Winkle no longer tried to off himself,

but instead became friends with Insane Clown Posse."

I wish I could remember who I lent my copy of One Fierce Beer Coaster to....

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Wow, I kinda knew Van Winkle would 'find God,' so to speak, after his (claimed) near-death experience at the hands of Skid Row Records.

And so it was written in the WinkleSaga:

Lo! In his darkest hour, Van Winkle cried out, "MOAI, show me a new way, for 80s rap and Dreadlocked Rasta hath not suited me!"

Moai then said unto Robert, "Go, seek the Bloodhound Gang, for it is through the song "BOOM" you will regain some street-cred, at least among college kids, for being alternametal."

So it was, and Van Winkle no longer tried to off himself,

but instead became friends with Insane Clown Posse."

MOAI VINCENT SAYS WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO-GO.

MOAI VINCENT STILL WAITS FOR HIS CHICKEN SANDWICH

WITH LETTUCE.

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One chicken sandwich coming right up. You want Tomato and Mayo on that?

Edited by Trigger74

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One chicken sandwich coming right up. You want Tomato and Mayo on that?

MOAI VINCENT IS PLEASED WITH YOUR DILIGENCE.

MOAI VINCENT IS ALLERGIC TO TOMATOES BUT LOVES MIRACLE WHIP.

MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN.

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If Moai Vincent is lucky, he just might get a chicken sandwich made with a Live chicken.

"The trade for the Uniforms I could understand - but to BUY this tank - ya gotta be Crazy!"

"It's a Mother Beautiful Tank!"

"It's a piece of Junk! The fuel system leaks all over the place!"

"Always with the Negative Waves, Moriarity"

"Crap!"

-Kevin in Indy (Who has not spoken, but who has, however, typed)

Edited by Karaya-1

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MOAI VINCENT DID NOT LIKE THAT MOVIE.

DONALD SUTHERLAND SHOULD HAVE RETIRED AFTER M*A*S*H.

MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN.

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While I would agree that Donald Sutherland should have retired in 1971, what was wrong with that movie?

BTW - your sandwich is en route.

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Apparently, Moai Vincent is not taking this seriously...

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I would urge you to reconsider this habit of making demands...

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While I would agree that Donald Sutherland should have retired in 1971, what was wrong with that movie?

MOAI VINCENT DID NOT LIKE THE 70'S.

MOAI VINCENT DOES NOT LOOK GOOD IN BELL BOTTOMS OR DANCING TO THE HUSTLE.

MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN.

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Apparently, Moai Vincent is not taking this seriously...

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I would urge you to reconsider this habit of making demands...

Is...is that...is that a salad shooter?!

Edited by Fishwelding

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Hey, didn't I read that one of your senior blue-suiters did a cameo appearance on that show?

Ah-HA! I didn't just imagine it!

Gen. Jumper leaps into Stargate

By Lisa Burgess, Stars and Stripes

European edition, Friday, March 12, 2004

ARLINGTON, Va. — It’s all in a day’s work for Air Force Chief of Staff Gen. John Jumper: Prosecuting the war on terror. Looking after airmen and their families.

Saving the United States from space aliens.

Of course, if Jumper has actually been assigned that third one, the Air Force no doubt keeps the evidence locked up in the file along with photos of the long-rumored Area 51’s “visitors from outer space.â€

But Jumper does get a chance to show his service’s prowess at preventing an interplanetary invasion — and to make his Hollywood debut — in the season-ending episode of “Stargate: SG-1....â€

http://www.estripes.com/article.asp?sectio...10&archive=true

Wouldn't have known, had I not read it. :banana:

Edited by Fishwelding

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:D a word to Waco,

apparently neither is anyone else so why should he? :crying::taunt:

Cheers,

Ross,

ps :banana: Moai Vincent.

Edited by ross blackford

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