Waco Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 (edited) We don't take too kindly to false deities 'round these here parts... Edited on 20 December 2009, nearly four complete years after the thread was first posted, to preserve the "integrity" and continuity of the Moai Vincent thread. Well, what little continuity was there. The original picture of Teal'c is long gone, lost to the sands of time in the internet hourglass. To replace the 404, I have found a suitable replacement. We'll see how long this one lasts. 3 years ain't bad. Edited April 15, 2010 by Waco Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Karl Sander Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Something gives me the feeling I've missed something - again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fishwelding Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 (edited) Hey, didn't I read that one of your senior blue-suiters did a cameo appearance on that show? Edited January 29, 2006 by Fishwelding Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moai Vincent Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 We don't take too kindly to false deities 'round these here parts... MOAI VINCENT ONLY WATCHES VH1. MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trigger Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Flavor Flav thanks you for watching VH1! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BAM'n'IVM Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 You do not know the Riddle of Steel. Crom will cast you out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Moore Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Flavor Flav thanks you for watching VH1! So does Elmer Fudd; Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mkimages Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trigger Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Alby - :lol: :D :lol: :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moai Vincent Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Flavor Flav thanks you for watching VH1! MOAI VINCENT HAS AUTOGRAPHS FROM ROBERT VAN WINKLE AND ANDREW RIDGLEY. MOAI VINCENT WAS PLEASED. MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trigger Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Moai Vincent - Ice Ice Baby... Word to your mother! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moai Vincent Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 MOAI VINCENT WAS ROLLN IN MY 5.0 WITH MY RAG TOP DOWN. MOAI VINCENT HUNGERS. BRING ME A CHICKEN SANDWICH. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fishwelding Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 (edited) Wow, I kinda knew Van Winkle would 'find God,' so to speak, after his (claimed) near-death experience at the hands of Skid Row Records. And so it was written in the WinkleSaga: Lo! In his darkest hour, Van Winkle cried out, "MOAI, show me a new way, for 80s rap and Dreadlocked Rasta hath not suited me!" Moai then said unto Robert, "Go, seek the Bloodhound Gang, for it is through the song "BOOM" you will regain some street-cred, at least among college kids, for being alternametal." So it was, and Van Winkle no longer tried to off himself, but instead became friends with Insane Clown Posse." I wish I could remember who I lent my copy of One Fierce Beer Coaster to.... Edited January 29, 2006 by Fishwelding Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moai Vincent Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Wow, I kinda knew Van Winkle would 'find God,' so to speak, after his (claimed) near-death experience at the hands of Skid Row Records. And so it was written in the WinkleSaga: Lo! In his darkest hour, Van Winkle cried out, "MOAI, show me a new way, for 80s rap and Dreadlocked Rasta hath not suited me!" Moai then said unto Robert, "Go, seek the Bloodhound Gang, for it is through the song "BOOM" you will regain some street-cred, at least among college kids, for being alternametal." So it was, and Van Winkle no longer tried to off himself, but instead became friends with Insane Clown Posse." MOAI VINCENT SAYS WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO-GO. MOAI VINCENT STILL WAITS FOR HIS CHICKEN SANDWICH WITH LETTUCE. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trigger Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 (edited) One chicken sandwich coming right up. You want Tomato and Mayo on that? Edited January 29, 2006 by Trigger74 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moai Vincent Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 One chicken sandwich coming right up. You want Tomato and Mayo on that? MOAI VINCENT IS PLEASED WITH YOUR DILIGENCE. MOAI VINCENT IS ALLERGIC TO TOMATOES BUT LOVES MIRACLE WHIP. MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Karaya-1 Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 (edited) If Moai Vincent is lucky, he just might get a chicken sandwich made with a Live chicken. "The trade for the Uniforms I could understand - but to BUY this tank - ya gotta be Crazy!" "It's a Mother Beautiful Tank!" "It's a piece of Junk! The fuel system leaks all over the place!" "Always with the Negative Waves, Moriarity" "Crap!" -Kevin in Indy (Who has not spoken, but who has, however, typed) Edited January 29, 2006 by Karaya-1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moai Vincent Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 MOAI VINCENT DID NOT LIKE THAT MOVIE. DONALD SUTHERLAND SHOULD HAVE RETIRED AFTER M*A*S*H. MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trigger Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 While I would agree that Donald Sutherland should have retired in 1971, what was wrong with that movie? BTW - your sandwich is en route. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waco Posted January 29, 2006 Author Share Posted January 29, 2006 Apparently, Moai Vincent is not taking this seriously... I would urge you to reconsider this habit of making demands... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moai Vincent Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 While I would agree that Donald Sutherland should have retired in 1971, what was wrong with that movie? MOAI VINCENT DID NOT LIKE THE 70'S. MOAI VINCENT DOES NOT LOOK GOOD IN BELL BOTTOMS OR DANCING TO THE HUSTLE. MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fishwelding Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 (edited) Apparently, Moai Vincent is not taking this seriously... I would urge you to reconsider this habit of making demands... Is...is that...is that a salad shooter?! Edited January 29, 2006 by Fishwelding Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fishwelding Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 (edited) Hey, didn't I read that one of your senior blue-suiters did a cameo appearance on that show? Ah-HA! I didn't just imagine it! Gen. Jumper leaps into Stargate By Lisa Burgess, Stars and Stripes European edition, Friday, March 12, 2004 ARLINGTON, Va. — It’s all in a day’s work for Air Force Chief of Staff Gen. John Jumper: Prosecuting the war on terror. Looking after airmen and their families. Saving the United States from space aliens. Of course, if Jumper has actually been assigned that third one, the Air Force no doubt keeps the evidence locked up in the file along with photos of the long-rumored Area 51’s “visitors from outer space.†But Jumper does get a chance to show his service’s prowess at preventing an interplanetary invasion — and to make his Hollywood debut — in the season-ending episode of “Stargate: SG-1....†http://www.estripes.com/article.asp?sectio...10&archive=true Wouldn't have known, had I not read it. Edited January 29, 2006 by Fishwelding Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ross blackford Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 (edited) :D a word to Waco, apparently neither is anyone else so why should he? Cheers, Ross, ps Moai Vincent. Edited January 29, 2006 by ross blackford Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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