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A Warning to Moai Vincent

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"Ooooooooooh... That one's gonna get tha fire brigade called on mah!

Mah doctor keeps sayin' 'Moai, ya gotta lay off tha bah-bees! They're bad

fer yer constitution.' I'm serious here, I'm gettin' all emotional from it,

ya know?"

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Who in the hell is this Moai Vincent and why does he speak so weird.

Is he a somekind of a weird native American or a weird distant ancestor of man kind. :D

Where did he come from. Is he a member of the US postal service. :banana:

Who is this fellar. Is he willing to give out some information on his background. I can't imagine he being married or having any kids, I mean what woman would want to hear that sort of weird talk during copulation.

" You are most worthy my wife, you bring smile on Moai face. Moai want to do again soon. :cheers:

" Moai is most pleased now. Moai has had a most gratifying sexual experience. :cheers:

Andy has spoken.

Cheers :P

Andy G

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Who in the hell is this Moai Vincent and why does he speak so weird.

Is he a somekind of a weird native American or a weird distant ancestor of man kind. :P

Where did he come from. Is he a member of the US postal service. :banana:

Who is this fellar. Is he willing to give out some information on his background. I can't imagine he being married or having any kids, I mean what woman would want to hear that sort of weird talk during copulation.

" You are most worthy my wife, you bring smile on Moai face. Moai want to do again soon. :cheers:

" Moai is most pleased now. Moai has had a most gratifying sexual experience. :cheers:

Andy has spoken. Andy G

Mo Vinnie is so technologically advanced that he does need to engage in physical, sexual activity. He, or is it she?, receives such gratification through meditation, trans-substantiation and tele-kinesis. Mere mortals are not permitted to achieve such levels of nirvana. :D

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Where did he come from.

I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE

MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN.

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I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE

Ah,..lurking about then have you. Hmmmm... Sneeky...I don't know if people like you are trustworthy,

especially if you are a member of the US postal service. :wacko:

Cheers :cheers:

Andy G

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I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE

MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN.

And now Moai Vincent has quoted Pink Floyd...

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Anybody notice that Moai Vincent's post count remains steady at 13...

Fascinating!

C.

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Anybody notice that Moai Vincent's post count remains steady at 13...

Fascinating!

At any given moment, a person's post count remains the same for all posts. The next time Mo Vinnie makes a post, all of his post counts will reflect 14.

Grandma

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At any given moment, a person's post count remains the same for all posts. The next time Mo Vinnie makes a post, all of his post counts will reflect 14.

Grandma

No, not what I meant... I mean his post count has been at 13 since at least the weekend. This thread is now 10 pages long, and he post 3-4 times per page, yet his count remains at 13.

Well Charlie, either he's summoned the power of the heavens above.... or he just keeps posting in the TPC which doesn't affect your post count.

Ah yes, I forgot about that, that explains everything! Thanks Brady!

Edited by Charlie "Cheetah"

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Crikey!

But can Moai play a didgeridoo?

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Charlie, like it has been mentioned before the post count does not apply to the TPC. So moai has spent all this time in the TPC and not affected his post count. I do not get credited for the posts that I have made here tonight in the TPC.

Apparently Moai, the postal worker, has not been posting anywhere elase but here in the TPC.

Cheers :cheers:

Andy G

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Charlie, like it has been mentioned before the post count does not apply to the TPC. So moai has spent all this time in the TPC and not affected his post count. I do not get credited for the posts that I have made here tonight in the TPC.

Apparently Moai, the postal worker, has not been posting anywhere elase but here in the TPC.

Cheers :cheers:

Andy G

Sorry Charlie, apparently I missed the previous post by you. I gotta slow down a bit is guess.

I'll blame it on Moai, that rascal.

Cheers :wacko:

Andy G

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MOAI VINCENT WILL NOT CONSUME BABIES.

THEY GIVE MOAI VINCENT INDIGESTION.

MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN.

Kittens give Morbo gas...

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PUNY HUMANS!!! Morbo has no fear of the Moai...human religion will be destroyed when we invade your planet.

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MORBO HAS SPOKEN

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Somebody fetch Moai Vincent a Big Kahuna Burger

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And now Moai Vincent has quoted Pink Floyd...

MOAI VINCENT DOES NOT QUOTE PINK FLOYD.

MOAI VINCENT IS PLEASED WITH BRADY'S OFFERINGS.

HE WILL EAT THEM AND LISTEN TO ROLF HARRIS.

MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN.

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HE WILL EAT THEM AND LISTEN TO ROLF HARRIS.

MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN.

I can only hope that Rolf promises NOT to do his version of 'Stairway To Heaven' again........ EVER !! :thumbsup:

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MOAI VINCENT DOES NOT QUOTE PINK FLOYD.

MOAI VINCENT IS PLEASED WITH BRADY'S OFFERINGS.

HE WILL EAT THEM AND LISTEN TO ROLF HARRIS.

MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN.

There's an old Australian stockman, lying, dying,

and he gets himself up on one elbow,

and he turns to his mates,

who are gathered 'round him and he says:

Watch me wallabys feed mate.

Watch me wallabys feed.

They're a dangerous breed mate.

So watch me wallabys feed.

Altogether now!

Tie me kangaroo down sport,

tie me kangaroo down.

Tie me kangaroo down sport,

tie me kangaroo down.

Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl,

keep me cockatoo cool.

Don't go acting the fool, Curl,

just keep me cockatoo cool.

Altogether now!

Take me koala back, Jack,

take me koala back.

He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac,

so take me koala back.

Altogether now!

Let me Abos go loose, Lou,

let me Abos go loose.

They're of no further use, Lou,

so let me Abos go loose.

Altogether now!

Mind me platypus duck, Bill,

mind me platypus duck.

Don't let him go running amok, Bill,

mind me platypus duck.

Altogether now!

Play your digeridoo, Blue,

play your digeridoo.

Keep playing 'til I shoot thro' Blue,

play your digerydoo.

Altogether now!

Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred,

tan me hide when I'm dead.

So we tanned his hide when he died Clyde,

(Spoken) And that's it hanging on the shed.

Altogether now!

Translations can be provided if requested :thumbsup:

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Rolf Harris comes from Perth, Western Australia. He grew up in Bassendean where my father grew up. In fact Dad was taught to swim (lessons in the Swan river) by Rolf who was a Commonwealth swimming champion.

Nice bloke!

:thumbsup:

MikeJ

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Why thank you Nev...

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This IS a tasty Burger!

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Is that a tomato slice I see on that sandwich? :crying:

MOAI VINCENT FED IT TO HIS WALLABY

MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN.

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Time for Waco to share with us yet another photo from his trip to the tomato farm?

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THE AVALANCHE HAS ALREADY STARTED.

IT IS TOO LATE FOR THE PEBBLES TO VOTE.

MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN.

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