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In light of the current situtation, where clearly Moai dark diplomacy has taken over in the face of rational thought, I'm going on leave.

No flying for me this week...I must rethink the CoV strategy...

COOK TWO CALAMARI AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING.

MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN.

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No flying for me this week...I must rethink the CoV strategy...

CoV Joint Allied Strategic Studies Group, Planning Division Staff, has ordered several cases of Mountain Dew and told the local Arby's to "keep the sandwiches coming" through the week. It's going to be long days and nights, lots of sleeping on couches, antacid eaten like candy, chain smoking, hollow-eyed assessments, short-tempered disputes, Old officers feeling their age with irritable sighs and sore eyes, and young officers advocating maverick solutions with fevered conviction, and finally, finally, out of this maelstrom will arise a position paper, advocating in comprehensive but highly complex format, a somewhat new course of action. With a high sense of gravity, the members of the staff will sign below the printed names, committing themselves to what they believe to be a historic document. Then, this multi-volume tome, complete with charts, graphs, a oversize-volume map-set, will promptly be given some alpha-numeric prefix (JASSG-PDS-182), and sent to the COV's either in-house or contracted professional printer. Numbered copies are made. Numbers "1" and "2" are then presented to Waco and his senior staff with a short summery cover letter chock full of buzzwords: "A new focus toward a paradigm facilitating the utilization of heretofore untasked rubrics in the net assessment of..."

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CoV Joint Allied Strategic Studies Group, Planning Division Staff, has ordered several cases of Mountain Dew and told the local Arby's to "keep the sandwiches coming" through the week. It's going to be long days and nights, lots of sleeping on couches, antacid eaten like candy, chain smoking, hollow-eyed assessments, short-tempered disputes, Old officers feeling their age with irritable sighs and sore eyes, and young officers advocating maverick solutions with fevered conviction, and finally, finally, out of this maelstrom will arise a position paper, advocating in comprehensive but highly complex format, a somewhat new course of action. With a high sense of gravity, the members of the staff will sign below the printed names, committing themselves to what they believe to be a historic document. Then, this multi-volume tome, complete with charts, graphs, a oversize-volume map-set, will promptly be given some alpha-numeric prefix (JASSG-PDS-182), and sent to the COV's either in-house or contracted professional printer. Numbered copies are made. Numbers "1" and "2" are then presented to Waco and his senior staff with a short summery cover letter chock full of buzzwords: "A new focus toward a paradigm facilitating the utilization of heretofore untasked rubrics in the net assessment of..."

I'll be there, but this time I want to wear fatigues. Waco made us wear Mess Dress at the last one, and some shnook with a Lexus tried to make me valet his car.

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I'm going on leave....I must rethink the CoV strategy...

CoV, standing by for orders...

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I'll be there, but this time I want to wear fatigues. Waco made us wear Mess Dress at the last one, and some shnook with a Lexus tried to make me valet his car.

Sorry about that Frank.

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CoV Joint Allied Strategic Studies Group, Planning Division Staff, has ordered several cases of Mountain Dew and told the local Arby's to "keep the sandwiches coming" through the week. It's going to be long days and nights, lots of sleeping on couches, antacid eaten like candy, chain smoking, hollow-eyed assessments, short-tempered disputes, Old officers feeling their age with irritable sighs and sore eyes, and young officers advocating maverick solutions with fevered conviction, and finally, finally, out of this maelstrom will arise a position paper, advocating in comprehensive but highly complex format, a somewhat new course of action. With a high sense of gravity, the members of the staff will sign below the printed names, committing themselves to what they believe to be a historic document. Then, this multi-volume tome, complete with charts, graphs, a oversize-volume map-set, will promptly be given some alpha-numeric prefix (JASSG-PDS-182), and sent to the COV's either in-house or contracted professional printer. Numbered copies are made. Numbers "1" and "2" are then presented to Waco and his senior staff with a short summery cover letter chock full of buzzwords: "A new focus toward a paradigm facilitating the utilization of heretofore untasked rubrics in the net assessment of..."

You missed the bottom line and top line coords. I will now go beat my noggin against the wall for even knowing those terms.

Regards,

Murph

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Sorry about that Frank.

Nah dude, that was messed up...do you realize how long it took me to find a mess dress uniform for the Austro-Hungarian Empire's Secret Coastal Cadet Auxilliary in my size, with that little notice? The busboys stopped saluting me after that...and the doorman tripped me.

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Er, no thanks. My spam-filter filters out a lot of e-mails of that kind, mostly from former Soviet republics.

Hem.. not that `kind`of love, Chenaya. More like, best friends, happy happy dancing together in the little fields of flowers and among the sea anemones and sea stars :)

Octopus Decoy.

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WHAT?!??!! The big blockhead gets to sign the ARC shirt, and I haven't?

Well isn't that just craptastic...

Now I'm just put out.

Where's the ARC shirt ?? Octopus Decoy must make his 8 armed mark on it (to counter the MOAI's evil invasiveness and counter the evil influence).

Signed: Octopus Decoy.

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CoV Joint Allied Strategic Studies Group, Planning Division Staff, has ordered several cases of Mountain Dew and told the local Arby's to "keep the sandwiches coming" through the week. It's going to be long days and nights, lots of sleeping on couches, antacid eaten like candy, chain smoking, hollow-eyed assessments, short-tempered disputes, Old officers feeling their age with irritable sighs and sore eyes, and young officers advocating maverick solutions with fevered conviction, and finally, finally, out of this maelstrom will arise a position paper, advocating in comprehensive but highly complex format, a somewhat new course of action. With a high sense of gravity, the members of the staff will sign below the printed names, committing themselves to what they believe to be a historic document. Then, this multi-volume tome, complete with charts, graphs, a oversize-volume map-set, will promptly be given some alpha-numeric prefix (JASSG-PDS-182), and sent to the COV's either in-house or contracted professional printer. Numbered copies are made. Numbers "1" and "2" are then presented to Waco and his senior staff with a short summery cover letter chock full of buzzwords:

"A new focus toward a paradigm facilitating the utilization of heretofore untasked rubrics in the net assessment of..."

Sounds almost like some of the criptic technical papers from the US Air Force i sometimes order when i have money to waste and am looking for needles in a haystack.

Stephane.

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COOK TWO CALAMARI AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING.

MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN.

Miss Aguillera sends her warmest greetings to Mo Evil-Vinnie-rockapile-soon-to-be-sand-pile-Moai

OFFENSIVE IMAGE REMOVED - KM

Mr Middleton sends his warning not to post offensive images

Signed: OCTOPUS DECOY. Hee, hee !

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We now interrupt this program for some meteo advisory. Heavy thunderstorms and lightning are planned for tomorrow morning and evening. Tornadoes and torrential rains are on the program. Don your raincoats, and be prepared to dodge the flying debris, because "it's gonna rain"..

Signed: OCTOPUS DECOY.

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