Moai Vincent Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 In light of the current situtation, where clearly Moai dark diplomacy has taken over in the face of rational thought, I'm going on leave.No flying for me this week...I must rethink the CoV strategy... COOK TWO CALAMARI AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING. MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BAM'n'IVM Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 I must rethink the CoV strategy... We're ready. Just give us... ...the signal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fishwelding Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 (edited) No flying for me this week...I must rethink the CoV strategy... CoV Joint Allied Strategic Studies Group, Planning Division Staff, has ordered several cases of Mountain Dew and told the local Arby's to "keep the sandwiches coming" through the week. It's going to be long days and nights, lots of sleeping on couches, antacid eaten like candy, chain smoking, hollow-eyed assessments, short-tempered disputes, Old officers feeling their age with irritable sighs and sore eyes, and young officers advocating maverick solutions with fevered conviction, and finally, finally, out of this maelstrom will arise a position paper, advocating in comprehensive but highly complex format, a somewhat new course of action. With a high sense of gravity, the members of the staff will sign below the printed names, committing themselves to what they believe to be a historic document. Then, this multi-volume tome, complete with charts, graphs, a oversize-volume map-set, will promptly be given some alpha-numeric prefix (JASSG-PDS-182), and sent to the COV's either in-house or contracted professional printer. Numbered copies are made. Numbers "1" and "2" are then presented to Waco and his senior staff with a short summery cover letter chock full of buzzwords: "A new focus toward a paradigm facilitating the utilization of heretofore untasked rubrics in the net assessment of..." Edited March 26, 2007 by Fishwelding Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frank Steffens Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 CoV Joint Allied Strategic Studies Group, Planning Division Staff, has ordered several cases of Mountain Dew and told the local Arby's to "keep the sandwiches coming" through the week. It's going to be long days and nights, lots of sleeping on couches, antacid eaten like candy, chain smoking, hollow-eyed assessments, short-tempered disputes, Old officers feeling their age with irritable sighs and sore eyes, and young officers advocating maverick solutions with fevered conviction, and finally, finally, out of this maelstrom will arise a position paper, advocating in comprehensive but highly complex format, a somewhat new course of action. With a high sense of gravity, the members of the staff will sign below the printed names, committing themselves to what they believe to be a historic document. Then, this multi-volume tome, complete with charts, graphs, a oversize-volume map-set, will promptly be given some alpha-numeric prefix (JASSG-PDS-182), and sent to the COV's either in-house or contracted professional printer. Numbered copies are made. Numbers "1" and "2" are then presented to Waco and his senior staff with a short summery cover letter chock full of buzzwords: "A new focus toward a paradigm facilitating the utilization of heretofore untasked rubrics in the net assessment of..." I'll be there, but this time I want to wear fatigues. Waco made us wear Mess Dress at the last one, and some shnook with a Lexus tried to make me valet his car. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trigger Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 I'm going on leave....I must rethink the CoV strategy... CoV, standing by for orders... I'll be there, but this time I want to wear fatigues. Waco made us wear Mess Dress at the last one, and some shnook with a Lexus tried to make me valet his car. Sorry about that Frank. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Murph Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 (edited) CoV Joint Allied Strategic Studies Group, Planning Division Staff, has ordered several cases of Mountain Dew and told the local Arby's to "keep the sandwiches coming" through the week. It's going to be long days and nights, lots of sleeping on couches, antacid eaten like candy, chain smoking, hollow-eyed assessments, short-tempered disputes, Old officers feeling their age with irritable sighs and sore eyes, and young officers advocating maverick solutions with fevered conviction, and finally, finally, out of this maelstrom will arise a position paper, advocating in comprehensive but highly complex format, a somewhat new course of action. With a high sense of gravity, the members of the staff will sign below the printed names, committing themselves to what they believe to be a historic document. Then, this multi-volume tome, complete with charts, graphs, a oversize-volume map-set, will promptly be given some alpha-numeric prefix (JASSG-PDS-182), and sent to the COV's either in-house or contracted professional printer. Numbered copies are made. Numbers "1" and "2" are then presented to Waco and his senior staff with a short summery cover letter chock full of buzzwords: "A new focus toward a paradigm facilitating the utilization of heretofore untasked rubrics in the net assessment of..." You missed the bottom line and top line coords. I will now go beat my noggin against the wall for even knowing those terms. Regards, Murph Edited March 26, 2007 by Murph Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frank Steffens Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 (edited) Sorry about that Frank. Nah dude, that was messed up...do you realize how long it took me to find a mess dress uniform for the Austro-Hungarian Empire's Secret Coastal Cadet Auxilliary in my size, with that little notice? The busboys stopped saluting me after that...and the doorman tripped me. Edited March 26, 2007 by Frank Steffens Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trigger Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 In that case, put yourself down for a $500 gratuity. Charge it to the Underhills, I'm their guest. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stratospheremodels Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 (edited) Er, no thanks. My spam-filter filters out a lot of e-mails of that kind, mostly from former Soviet republics. Hem.. not that `kind`of love, Chenaya. More like, best friends, happy happy dancing together in the little fields of flowers and among the sea anemones and sea stars :) Octopus Decoy. Edited March 27, 2007 by Stratospheremodels Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stratospheremodels Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 (edited) WHAT?!??!! The big blockhead gets to sign the ARC shirt, and I haven't?Well isn't that just craptastic... Now I'm just put out. Where's the ARC shirt ?? Octopus Decoy must make his 8 armed mark on it (to counter the MOAI's evil invasiveness and counter the evil influence). Signed: Octopus Decoy. Edited March 27, 2007 by Stratospheremodels Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stratospheremodels Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 CoV Joint Allied Strategic Studies Group, Planning Division Staff, has ordered several cases of Mountain Dew and told the local Arby's to "keep the sandwiches coming" through the week. It's going to be long days and nights, lots of sleeping on couches, antacid eaten like candy, chain smoking, hollow-eyed assessments, short-tempered disputes, Old officers feeling their age with irritable sighs and sore eyes, and young officers advocating maverick solutions with fevered conviction, and finally, finally, out of this maelstrom will arise a position paper, advocating in comprehensive but highly complex format, a somewhat new course of action. With a high sense of gravity, the members of the staff will sign below the printed names, committing themselves to what they believe to be a historic document. Then, this multi-volume tome, complete with charts, graphs, a oversize-volume map-set, will promptly be given some alpha-numeric prefix (JASSG-PDS-182), and sent to the COV's either in-house or contracted professional printer. Numbered copies are made. Numbers "1" and "2" are then presented to Waco and his senior staff with a short summery cover letter chock full of buzzwords: "A new focus toward a paradigm facilitating the utilization of heretofore untasked rubrics in the net assessment of..." Sounds almost like some of the criptic technical papers from the US Air Force i sometimes order when i have money to waste and am looking for needles in a haystack. Stephane. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stratospheremodels Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 (edited) COOK TWO CALAMARI AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING.MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN. Miss Aguillera sends her warmest greetings to Mo Evil-Vinnie-rockapile-soon-to-be-sand-pile-Moai OFFENSIVE IMAGE REMOVED - KM Mr Middleton sends his warning not to post offensive images Signed: OCTOPUS DECOY. Hee, hee ! Edited March 29, 2007 by Stratospheremodels Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stratospheremodels Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 (edited) We now interrupt this program for some meteo advisory. Heavy thunderstorms and lightning are planned for tomorrow morning and evening. Tornadoes and torrential rains are on the program. Don your raincoats, and be prepared to dodge the flying debris, because "it's gonna rain".. Signed: OCTOPUS DECOY. Edited March 27, 2007 by Stratospheremodels Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andy Gudbergsson Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 So can anybody tell me what has transpired in the last 300 pages or so. Why does Moai have all the attention. Moai is a bad SEED HAIL THE PINK SOMBRERO Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cobrahistorian Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 (edited) So can anybody tell me what has transpired in the last 300 pages or so. Why does Moai have all the attention. Moai is a bad SEED Did someone say "300"? Edited March 27, 2007 by Cobrahistorian Quote Link to post Share on other sites
djeeper Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 This is Madness! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moai Vincent Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 This is Madness! NO, THIS IS MADNESS. MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trigger Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Frank, fire up the deep fryer; FOR TONIGHT, WE DINE ON OCTOPI! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frank Steffens Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 EAT HEARTY! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Murph Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Frank, fire up the deep fryer; FOR TONIGHT, WE DINE ON OCTOPI! Then we shall dine in the shade. Regards, Murph Quote Link to post Share on other sites
grandadjohn Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 What time is dinner? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cobrahistorian Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 NO, THIS IS MADNESS. MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN. By this point, I think we're SEVERAL steps beyond.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
djeeper Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 That's a little too familiar -not that there's anything wrong with that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moai Vincent Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 By this point, I think we're SEVERAL steps beyond.... NOT IN OUR HOUSE. MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cobrahistorian Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 And Quite the House of Fun it is! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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