BAM'n'IVM Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 There's a red house over yonder... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Slartibartfast Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Next to The House of Blue Lights Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moai Vincent Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 (edited) Next to The House of Blue Lights WHICH INCLUDES THE MOAI LOUNGE. MOAI VINCENT WILL HAVE A BEEFEATER'S MARTINI, STRAIGHT UP, WITH A TWIST. MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN. Edited March 27, 2007 by Moai Vincent Quote Link to post Share on other sites
grandadjohn Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Just around the corner from the House of the Rising Sun Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaba Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 NEWS FLASH! MOAI SEEN RUNNING FROM MURDER SCENE. IDENTITY OF VICTIM YET TO BE ANNOUNCED. MORE AT 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Murph Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 (edited) MURDER SCENE. I think that would be better described as a service to humanity and the food service industry. Regards, Murph Edited March 28, 2007 by Murph Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trigger Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 NEWS FLASH!MOAI SEEN RUNNING FROM MURDER SCENE. IDENTITY OF VICTIM YET TO BE ANNOUNCED. MORE AT 11 That's the first good thing I've seen a Moai do. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BAM'n'IVM Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Hey, a Moai Vincent wind-up toy! These'll come in handy on the CoV shooting range! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
grandadjohn Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Hey, a Moai Vincent wind-up toy! These'll come in handy on the CoV shooting range! Always liked moving targets better! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
crazydon Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Hey, a Moai Vincent wind-up toy! These'll come in handy on the CoV shooting range! You guys seem to forget, Moai Vinnie squished the squid...seems he did what you guys swore that you were going to do.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cobrahistorian Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Always liked moving targets better! Easier for the RF Hellfire to get a lock before launch that way! Jon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BAM'n'IVM Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 You guys seem to forget, Moai Vinnie squished the squid...seems he did what you guys swore that you were going to do.... Octoplocky has always been a secondary issue. Defeating Vinnie has been the CoV's crusade from day 1. Except when we got really annoyed with the secondary issue and teamed up with Vinnie. But that time is gone and we have reaffirmed our intention to turn the Moai into pebbles, which I think we should sell for a tidy profit to various local garden supply stores. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trigger Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 You guys seem to forget, Moai Vinnie squished the squid...seems he did what you guys swore that you were going to do.... I already gave credit where credit is due. That's the first good thing I've seen a Moai do. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moai Vincent Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 That's the first good thing I've seen a Moai do. YOU HAVE NOT SEEN MOAI VINCENT DO THE WATUSI. MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
grandadjohn Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 YOU HAVE NOT SEEN MOAI VINCENT DO THE WATUSI.MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN. Run for the high ground Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stratospheremodels Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 (edited) Miss Aguillera sends her warmest greetings to Mo Evil-Vinnie-rockapile-soon-to-be-sand-pile-MoaiOFFENSIVE IMAGE REMOVED - KM Mr Middleton sends his warning not to post offensive images Signed: OCTOPUS DECOY. Hee, hee ! Ow... thanks Ken, but i thought we had already published a picture of a certain Borat wearing nothing but a modified female G-string, various pictures and avatars of people pointing guns at us, and on and on.. And since most of us are speaking third person (avatars attacking avatars) i did not see the problem at first, (specially since death threats have also been exchanged on both sides.. :/ figuratively of course. (just my two cents anyway). In any case, back to a more inventive mode. Octopus Decoy. Edited March 29, 2007 by Stratospheremodels Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stratospheremodels Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 (edited) The answer to OCTOPUS DECOY is to be found in the Hadron Super Collider. Signed: OCTOPUS DECOY. "A real mollusque does not fear death, cause he can reproduce eternally". Edited March 29, 2007 by Stratospheremodels Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waco Posted March 29, 2007 Author Share Posted March 29, 2007 What in god's name is going on here? I swear, I turn around for two days to go throw exorbitant amounts of money at icons of a rodent, and all heck breaks loose!??!!? And where are my copies 1 and 2 of the Courses of Action? And there better be THREE COAs this time, with 1 recommended. Last time somebody in an obscure secret society cadet mess dress uniform tried to hand me a single COA....and it was written on a napkin, smelling heavily of liquor and cigars. THIS AIN'T NO PARTY HERE!!! THIS....IS....THE MOAI VINCENT THREAD! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trigger Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 all heck breaks loose!??!!? Same as it ever was, same as it ever was... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stratospheremodels Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 (edited) An OCTOPUS DECOY will be deposited in the middle of the Hadron Super Collider tube to be shot at near light speed velocity with a terminal energy of several terrajoules which will be aimed through the terrestrial crust at the back end of Easter Island's and the MOAI. The energy released will surely be of unseen proportion and may cause major changes to the terrestrial crust and the geography of the oceanic floor around Easter Island. It may be said that surely without a shadow of a doubt, the ashes of Easter Island and the MOAIs will cause a new but non-permanent nuclear winter for some time.. The specially hardened, recently spawned OCTOPUS DECOY that will be used as a test projectile will maybe survive the impact, but it is still too early to conclude. The effects are expected to be devastating none the less. The Octopus Decoy nation have been heavily involved with particle physics since last year in preparation for this event. Signed: OCTOPUS DECOY. Edited March 29, 2007 by Stratospheremodels Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moai Vincent Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 THIS AIN'T NO PARTY THIS AIN'T NO DISCO. MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
djeeper Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Octosnot is a Total Wanker -see the censor filter doesn't work for Brit slang here either. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stratospheremodels Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 (edited) Octosnot is a Total Wanker -see the censor filter doesn't work for Brit slang here either. I am sure it does not work for Indian, Portuguese, Filipino and French slang either Djeepeur. It`s a think about it. Remember also to adjust your eyeglasses. You are in a fictionnal world with fictionnal characters. That too might help. OCTOPUS DECOY have spoken. Edited March 29, 2007 by Stratospheremodels Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stratospheremodels Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 (edited) Oh, by the way: Ooooh... OCTOPUS DECOY have just seen this and have just noticed that there have been a lot of back engineering on the thread's past pages.. (quite a lot of activity in fact.. mmmh.....). But OCTOPUS DECOY is very pleased to finally be seen on a poster and invading the advertisements of the MOAI. But.. that picture on pretty Jessica Alba's tee-shirt if obviously a badly hacknayed photoshoped drawing.. Sweet Jessica Alba loves Octopuses and marine sea life. She would never support overbearing MOAIs. OCTOPUS DECOY. Edited March 30, 2007 by Stratospheremodels Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fishwelding Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 (edited) What in god's name is going on here? I swear, I turn around for two days to go throw exorbitant amounts of money at icons of a rodent, and all heck breaks loose!??!!? How much money can you possibly spend at Chuck E. Cheese? Besides, you get a return on investment with skee-ball, provided you have a need for cheap wristwatches or poorly made and flammable toys. Two days? You must have been on a serious streak on whac-a-mole, or perhaps the driving sim-game. Gosh, now that I mention it...do you suppose Octopus Decoy was a skee-ball ticket prize? :lol: Edited March 29, 2007 by Fishwelding Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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