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...and you may find yourself,

on page 290 of the Moai Vincent thread.

...and you may ask yourself,

How did I get here?

...and you may ask yourself,

My God, what have I done?

My advice...

Let the days go by,

Let the water hold you down.

That, or just stop making sense.

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And under the water are piles of aquatic mammalian excrement -under that if you look hard enough to look you just might find the worst cereal box toy in history.

And underneath that is the layer of discarded AOL Version X.X discs, which most scientists estimate cover 2/3rds of the sub-fecal ocean floor. Beneath that are primative microbial organisms too stupid to move up the food chain. Beneath that is a useless chunk of plastic called Octoplacque.

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I just saw where today it Moai Vincent's 2nd birthday.

Moai Vincent has reached the Terrible Twos. Oh, this is just great - as if his polka collection, Hasselhoff idolatry and culinary demands weren't enough, now we're going to have to endure mood swings, his constantly yelling "No!" and his hitting, biting, temper tantrums and crying whenever he doesn't get his way or whenever it's naptime.

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I just saw where today it Moai Vincent's 2nd birthday.

Moai Vincent has reached the Terrible Twos. Oh, this is just great - as if his polka collection, Hasselhoff idolatry and culinary demands weren't enough, now we're going to have to endure mood swings, his constantly yelling "No!" and his hitting, biting, temper tantrums and crying whenever he doesn't get his way or whenever it's naptime.

Which is 99.9% of the time

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First Rule of the Moai Vincent Thread: You don't paraphrase Brad Pitt.

The Second Rule of the Moai Vincent Thread: You don't paraphrase Brad P--oh, wait....

Well then, I guess it's a good thing Steve wasn't paraphrasing Tyler Durden.

Steve Filak and Fishwelding meet up on the Moai thread...

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"If I say its safe to surf this thread Fish, then its safe to surf this thread. I mean I'm not afraid to surf this thread, I'll surf this whole ******* thread!"

*Break*

Today's Saftey Tip

Never take a telephone call from a Moai. That's communication with the Moai world. Nuh-uh. Look, hey - if all of these Moais start making phone calls, they could spread insanity, oozing through telephone cables, oozing into the ears of all those poor sane people, infecting them. Wackos everywhere, plague of madness. Wiping out the Moais? That's a great idea. That's great. But more of a long-term thing. I mean, first we have to focus on more immediate goals.

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