Frank Steffens Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Same as it ever was. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waco Posted March 30, 2007 Author Share Posted March 30, 2007 ...and you may find yourself, on page 290 of the Moai Vincent thread. ...and you may ask yourself, How did I get here? ...and you may ask yourself, My God, what have I done? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Slartibartfast Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 ... he's livin' in a shotgun shack ... Tin ROOF!...rusted Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BAM'n'IVM Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 ...and you may find yourself, on page 290 of the Moai Vincent thread. ...and you may ask yourself, How did I get here? ...and you may ask yourself, My God, what have I done? My advice... Let the days go by, Let the water hold you down. That, or just stop making sense. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Llarry Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 There is water...at the bottom of the ocean And under the water...more water Quote Link to post Share on other sites
djeeper Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 And under the water are piles of aquatic mammalian excrement -under that if you look hard enough to look you just might find the worst cereal box toy in history. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waco Posted March 30, 2007 Author Share Posted March 30, 2007 And under the water are piles of aquatic mammalian excrement -under that if you look hard enough to look you just might find the worst cereal box toy in history. And underneath that is the layer of discarded AOL Version X.X discs, which most scientists estimate cover 2/3rds of the sub-fecal ocean floor. Beneath that are primative microbial organisms too stupid to move up the food chain. Beneath that is a useless chunk of plastic called Octoplacque. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cobrahistorian Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Tin ROOF!...rusted Is he related to Dave? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waco Posted March 30, 2007 Author Share Posted March 30, 2007 Dave's not here right now... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve Filak Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 It's, Dave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trigger Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 No, man, I am Dave, man! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
grandadjohn Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Dave's not here right now... Hal, open the pod bay doors! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BAM'n'IVM Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave. HAL ain't here, man. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moai Vincent Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 MISTAH KURTZ -- HE DEAD MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trigger Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 The horror.... the horror... "There's mines over there, there's mines over there, and watch out those ******* moais bite, I'll tell ya." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve Filak Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 You either surf or you fight. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
djeeper Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Moai don't surf! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
grandadjohn Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Moai don't surf! They sink like the stone they are Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cobrahistorian Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 yeah, but if you toss em hard enough, they skip really well... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Su-34 Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 WILSON!!! FORGIVE ME!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trigger Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 I just saw where today it Moai Vincent's 2nd birthday. Moai Vincent has reached the Terrible Twos. Oh, this is just great - as if his polka collection, Hasselhoff idolatry and culinary demands weren't enough, now we're going to have to endure mood swings, his constantly yelling "No!" and his hitting, biting, temper tantrums and crying whenever he doesn't get his way or whenever it's naptime. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
grandadjohn Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 I just saw where today it Moai Vincent's 2nd birthday. Moai Vincent has reached the Terrible Twos. Oh, this is just great - as if his polka collection, Hasselhoff idolatry and culinary demands weren't enough, now we're going to have to endure mood swings, his constantly yelling "No!" and his hitting, biting, temper tantrums and crying whenever he doesn't get his way or whenever it's naptime. Which is 99.9% of the time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fishwelding Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 You either surf or you fight. First Rule of the Moai Vincent Thread: You don't paraphrase Brad Pitt. The Second Rule of the Moai Vincent Thread: You don't paraphrase Brad P--oh, wait.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trigger Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 (edited) First Rule of the Moai Vincent Thread: You don't paraphrase Brad Pitt. The Second Rule of the Moai Vincent Thread: You don't paraphrase Brad P--oh, wait.... Well then, I guess it's a good thing Steve wasn't paraphrasing Tyler Durden. Steve Filak and Fishwelding meet up on the Moai thread... "If I say its safe to surf this thread Fish, then its safe to surf this thread. I mean I'm not afraid to surf this thread, I'll surf this whole ******* thread!" *Break* Today's Saftey Tip Never take a telephone call from a Moai. That's communication with the Moai world. Nuh-uh. Look, hey - if all of these Moais start making phone calls, they could spread insanity, oozing through telephone cables, oozing into the ears of all those poor sane people, infecting them. Wackos everywhere, plague of madness. Wiping out the Moais? That's a great idea. That's great. But more of a long-term thing. I mean, first we have to focus on more immediate goals. Edited April 2, 2007 by Trigger Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moai Vincent Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 THE MOAIS DO NOT USE PHONES. THEY COMMUNICATE THROUGH RITUAL NOSTRIL EXHALATIONS. OR SEMAPHORE. MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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