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A Warning to Moai Vincent


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My advice...

Let the days go by,

Let the water hold you down.

That, or just stop making sense.

I'm mad...And that's a fact

I found out...Moais don't help

Moais think...They're pretty smart

**** on the ground...See in the dark.

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And underneath that is the layer of discarded AOL Version X.X discs, which most scientists estimate cover 2/3rds of the sub-fecal ocean floor. Beneath that are primative microbial organisms too stupid to move up the food chain. Beneath that is a useless chunk of plastic called Octoplacque.

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Just wait till "Octoplaque" melts the methane hydrates that are held prisonner at the bottom of the ocean. A little more heat from all those gasoline engines and jet engines, or a little extra effort through a little plasma bolt, and you will sure learn the revenge of Octopus Decoy faster than you can say "climate change"... (remember the Bermuda Triangle).

Buuurp... (BIG methane burp...).

Octopus Decoy have spoken.

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AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF, WELL...HOW DID CALAMARI GET HERE?

And you may tell yourself, this is not what I ordered!

And you may ask yourself...where is my beautiful steak!??? Where is my loaded baked potato?

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IT WOULD BE A CHEESESTEAK.

OF COURSE. OF COURSE.

MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN.

And no one can talk to a cheesesteak, of course.

Unless of course that cheesesteak were the famous

I got a Moai thats better than that!

He does whatever he likes.

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I once had a talking cheesesteak! Know what I said to it?

Holy Crap! A talking sandwich!

I woulda said ... "you're a friggen talking sandwich but .... mmmmm .... you taste to good not to eat ... "

Gregg

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Talking sandwiches huh? Sounds like the Broodwich is back.

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"It is the Broodwich. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chickens beaten into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow. And layered with 666 separate meats from an animal, which has maggots for blood."

"I tasted mustard."

"Yea, Dijon mustard."

"How come no bacon?"

"Bacon is extra!"

"You call this a sandwich? You don't have bacon on it!"

"There are no swine evil enough to be sacrificed upon a bed of evil! … And lettuce. Bed of evil and lettuce!"

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