Murph Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 In the interest of tying threads together. More semaphore. Regards, Murph Quote Link to post Share on other sites
grandadjohn Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Sorry, my semaphore is rusty and morse code also Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trigger Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 My morse is so rusty, I could be sending him dimensions on playmate of the month. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
grandadjohn Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 (edited) ..._ Edited April 3, 2007 by grandadjohn Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tomcatter727 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 My advice...Let the days go by, Let the water hold you down. That, or just stop making sense. I'm mad...And that's a fact I found out...Moais don't help Moais think...They're pretty smart **** on the ground...See in the dark. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
crazydon Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 My morse is so rusty, I could be sending him dimensions on playmate of the month. Your more rusty than you think Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stratospheremodels Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 (edited) And underneath that is the layer of discarded AOL Version X.X discs, which most scientists estimate cover 2/3rds of the sub-fecal ocean floor. Beneath that are primative microbial organisms too stupid to move up the food chain. Beneath that is a useless chunk of plastic called Octoplacque. Just wait till "Octoplaque" melts the methane hydrates that are held prisonner at the bottom of the ocean. A little more heat from all those gasoline engines and jet engines, or a little extra effort through a little plasma bolt, and you will sure learn the revenge of Octopus Decoy faster than you can say "climate change"... (remember the Bermuda Triangle). Buuurp... (BIG methane burp...). Octopus Decoy have spoken. Edited April 8, 2007 by Stratospheremodels Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stratospheremodels Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 (edited) The horror.... the horror... "There's mines over there, there's mines over there, and watch out those ******* moais bite, I'll tell ya." We're going into Joseph Conrad now ? Good ! Octopus Decoy have spoken. Edited April 8, 2007 by Stratospheremodels Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moai Vincent Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 (edited) AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF, WELL...HOW DID CALAMARI GET HERE? MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN. Edited April 8, 2007 by Moai Vincent Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trigger Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 I see that the self-described "Octopus Decoy" is back; who here bought the cereal with the lame toy. Own up to it, be a man. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waco Posted April 9, 2007 Author Share Posted April 9, 2007 AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF, WELL...HOW DID CALAMARI GET HERE? And you may tell yourself, this is not what I ordered! And you may ask yourself...where is my beautiful steak!??? Where is my loaded baked potato? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moai Vincent Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 (edited) And you may tell yourself, this is not what I ordered! IT WOULD BE A CHEESESTEAK. OF COURSE. OF COURSE. MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN. Edited April 10, 2007 by Moai Vincent Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andy Gudbergsson Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 Your more rusty than you think I see tastykakes coming my way Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaba Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 Where IS my filet mignon?! Where is my lobster tail?! AND my calamari?! AND my sashimi?! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tomcatter727 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 IT WOULD BE A CHEESESTEAK.OF COURSE. OF COURSE. MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN. And no one can talk to a cheesesteak, of course. Unless of course that cheesesteak were the famous I got a Moai thats better than that! He does whatever he likes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moai Vincent Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 And no one can talk to a cheesesteak, of course.Unless of course that cheesesteak were the famous WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUURRRRRR. MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tomr Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 And no one can talk to a cheesesteak, of course. I once had a talking cheesesteak! Know what I said to it? Holy Crap! A talking sandwich! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GreyGhost Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 I once had a talking cheesesteak! Know what I said to it?Holy Crap! A talking sandwich! I woulda said ... "you're a friggen talking sandwich but .... mmmmm .... you taste to good not to eat ... " Gregg Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trigger Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Talking sandwiches huh? Sounds like the Broodwich is back. "It is the Broodwich. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chickens beaten into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow. And layered with 666 separate meats from an animal, which has maggots for blood." "I tasted mustard." "Yea, Dijon mustard." "How come no bacon?" "Bacon is extra!" "You call this a sandwich? You don't have bacon on it!" "There are no swine evil enough to be sacrificed upon a bed of evil! … And lettuce. Bed of evil and lettuce!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Murph Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 So does a talking sandwich say "Bite me?" Regards, Murph Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fury Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 (edited) Looks like we have our first orders for the Broodwich from these guys. Do they deliver to the pit of Ultimate Darkness? Edited April 13, 2007 by Fury Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trigger Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Do they deliver to the pit of Ultimate Darkness? No, they don't deliver to Rapa Nui. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moai Vincent Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 they don't deliver to Rapa Nui. THAT IS DONE BY THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY NUI. MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
grandadjohn Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 So does a talking sandwich say "Bite me?"Regards, Murph I don't know for sure what it would say, but if it does say "bite me." then do so Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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