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A Warning to Moai Vincent

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14 hours ago, Waco said:

Intriguing.  What does one put in a turkey omelet?

 

Turkey.

 

Regards,

Murph

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THIS TALK OF FOOD HAS MADE YOUR MOAI HUNGER.

 

YOU MAY BRING US TURKEY CROQUETTES.

 

MOAI VINCNET HAS SPOKEN.

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Hi Moai Hunger,

Talk has it that the turkey croquettes are as hard as rocks; you shall like them then, I infer.

Be advised to bring your own booze (what do you usually take, piña coladas?).

Your food

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23 hours ago, Hubbie Marsten said:

Hi Moai Hunger,

Talk has it that the turkey croquettes are as hard as rocks; you shall like them then, I infer.

Be advised to bring your own booze (what do you usually take, piña coladas?).

Your food

 

YOUR MOAI PREFERS UMBRELLA DRINKS.

 

THEY MATCH HIS WAYFARERS.

 

MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN.

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Uh-huh... same here. Cargo pants with a cap turned round. 

Beware the umbrella drinks, Vinnie; my wife poked her eye with the umbrella in her drink and she was the cutest pirate in Oahu for our two-week stay. I might post a picture for you if you so liked.

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On ‎12‎/‎6‎/‎2019 at 10:38 AM, Hubbie Marsten said:

Uh-huh... same here. Cargo pants with a cap turned round. 

 

ONLY IF IT HAS A FLAT BRIM.

 

MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN.

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8 hours ago, Hubbie Marsten said:

But Vinnie, the flat brim is not as efficient as the curved ones. Besides, I think that a flat brim might look kind of funny on you.

 

THE MOAI ALWAYS ROCK FLAT BRIMS.

 

YO!

 

MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN.

 

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16 hours ago, Moai Vincent said:

 

THE MOAI ALWAYS ROCK FLAT BRIMS.

 

YO!

 

MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN.

 

 

"More base for ya face," as Mike D comments.   

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On ‎12‎/‎13‎/‎2019 at 6:51 PM, Hubbie Marsten said:

The Moai Always Rock. :moai: Period. :worship:

 

 

YOU ARE WISE BEYOND YOUR YEARS.

 

MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN.

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On 12/19/2019 at 8:11 PM, Moai Vincent said:

YOU ARE WISE BEYOND YOUR YEARS.

 

How many centuries have you been around now, Vinnie?

Your IP address seems to be located somewhere in Polynesia; we're headed Bora-Bora next week the wife and I; want me to go visit for a brew? How was your Xmas like? Did you have those turkey omelettes (or were them croquettes?)

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Bring some hydrochloric acid with you to help remove lichen from old stone face.  What's that?  The acid will eat away some of the stone?  Sounds like a win-win to me.  We could send some each December.

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4 hours ago, Slartibartfast said:

The acid will eat away some of the stone?  Sounds like a win-win to me.  We could send some each December.

 

Nice! And I suppose we could sing the appropriate lines in Man Overboard by Blink 182 while we scrub Vinnie's face?

 

"I remember shots, without a chaser

Absentminded thoughts, now you're a stranger

Cover up the scars, put on your game face 
Left you in the bar, to try and save face…"  :rofl:

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