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A Warning to Moai Vincent


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Strato, welcome to the forum by the sea 

Sit down, sit down, sit down
'Cause you won't get away
No, with us you will stay
For the rest of your days, sit down
As we relive our lives 
In what we tell you
Let us relive our lives
In what we tell you

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On ‎2‎/‎4‎/‎2020 at 3:31 PM, Slartibartfast said:

Well, as Vinnie noted, you can never leave.  Be sure to tip your waitress because you'll be here forever.

 

DON'T FORGET TO TRY THE VEAL.

 

MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN.

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On 12/1/2019 at 12:29 PM, Moai Vincent said:

THIS TALK OF FOOD HAS MADE YOUR MOAI HUNGER.

 

YOU MAY BRING US TURKEY CROQUETTES.

 

MOAI VINCNET HAS SPOKEN.

It looks like you have had one too many umbrella drinks, since you can't even spell your name. :rofl:

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On 1/20/2020 at 6:47 AM, Moai Vincent said:

YOU CAN CHECK OUT ANY TIME YOU LIKE.

 

BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE.

 

MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN.

 

 

Your parents' favorite band called, they want their subtly satirical social commentary quote back.

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8 hours ago, Moai Vincent said:

MERRY EASTER TO ALL MY PEOPLE.

 

MAY YOU BE SAFE.

 

AND WASH YOUR HANDS FREQUENTLY.

 

MOAI VINCENT HAS SPOKEN.

 

Easter for 'your' people? You're going to Hell for that claim.  

 

Save me a seat.

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That GI Joe's "Pit" was located under the U.S. Army Chaplain's Assistant School was ironic and fun.  That Fort Wadsworth was a real installation on Staten Island is genuinely surprising.  

 

I would have guessed that in the true spirit of the United States Army, GI Joe would be exiled to stationed somewhere south, west, very remote, too humid or too dry, with plenty of poisonous snakes or fire ants.  Instead, the Joes pay $5.70 for a cup of coffee.  

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