Grant in West Oz Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 He had FINGERS like fried BANGERS. No BREAD tho'. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 He had FINGERS like fried BANGERS. No BREAD tho'. . . FLING the BANGING BEADS .. :tease: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 SLING a HANGING BED. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 SLING a HANGING BED. SLUNG the HUNK.... DEAD! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 I' like to SLUG the PUNK who swiped my keys. Upside the HEAD. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 I' like to SLUG the PUNK who swiped my keys. Upside the HEAD. . . .. . Grant if SLUGGING. Those thieving PUNKS. Helps you ...then . you have a THUMBSUP from ME..go AHEAD... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 I'm just LUGGING a shoulder chip that the SKUNKS [who really do need a THUMP] had been prowling around MY SHED. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GreyGhost Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 I'm just LUGGING a shoulder chip that the SKUNKS [who really do need a THUMP] had been prowling around MY SHED. PLUGGING along with that shoulder must have STUNK at times but then one gets over the HUMP ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 PLUGGING along with that shoulder must have STUNK at times but then one gets over the HUMP ... :tumble:/> The PLUGS in the bath and the sinks were STUCK.......no matter how much he THUMPED it...it SLUMPED deeper... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fellow Hobbyist Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 (edited) And at those depths was a band of SLUGS, LUMPING together on a STICK, all of whom were THUMPING upward on the obstruction with their eye stalks. Edited August 5, 2013 by Fellow Hobbyist Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 And at those depths was a band of SLUGS, LUMPING together on a STICK, all of whom were THUMPING upward on the obstruction with their eye stalks. ... The TUG Boats were SLUGGISH.... . . . LIMPING after being hit by a house BRICK, THUMPER romped home slowly... :pancake20bunny0xf: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 A HUT or shed is a great place to LAVISH some time SIMPLY doing hand work. The TRICK is to toil until HUNGER bites. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fellow Hobbyist Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 If your HUNGRY, eat the SIMPLE RADISH in the HAT. That should put you back on TRACK. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 If your HUNGRY, eat the SIMPLE RADISH in the HAT. That should put you back on TRACK. . . . I am not hungry but HUNGER to SAMPLE a READY made POTATO HASH... . OOOPS I went off the TRACKS.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Tho', when the appetite goes to Code URGENT, my AMPLE belly growls RUDELY for POTTAGE and MASH. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Tho', when the appetite goes to Code URGENT, my AMPLE belly growls RUDELY for POTTAGE and MASH. URGENCY ...or even URGENTLY I crave to eat a red juicy APPLE.. The CRUDE POTTER was quite upset by his nagging wife that he SMASHED every POT in the house and now all their POTS have turned to ASH... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 The PUNGENCY of onion frying GENTLY in AMPLE ghee ARCED and drifted to the yard. Once smelled, the PATTER of hungry children seeking MASHED lentils and veggies so they may continue to spread POTASH on the fresh tilled half acre. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 (edited) The PUNGENCY of onion frying GENTLY in AMPLE ghee ARCED and drifted to the yard. Once smelled, the PATTER of hungry children seeking MASHED lentils and veggies so they may continue to spread POTASH on the fresh tilled half acre. Grant..Now I am hungry for MY Indian food. Edited August 13, 2013 by HOLMES Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 The PUNGENCY of onion frying GENTLY in AMPLE ghee ARCED and drifted to the yard. Once smelled, the PATTER of hungry children seeking MASHED lentils and veggies so they may continue to spread POTASH on the fresh tilled half acre. . . The PUNCTURED wheels on the GENTLEMAN'S ALFA RACED slower that the PITTER PATTER of the falling rain. The SMASHED up car was a POTENTIAL hazard and was asked to get off the circuit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 At this JUNCTURE the CHAIRMANS gavel knocked a FATAL blow on the councilors filibuster attempt. No one CARED about his displeasure. His PITIFUL PRATTLING (of which he should be ASHAMED) was just annoying, like his large TINPLATE belt buckle. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 At this JUNCTURE the CHAIRMANS gavel knocked a FATAL blow on the councilors filibuster attempt. No one CARED about his displeasure. His PITIFUL PRATTLING (of which he should be ASHAMED) was just annoying, like his large TINPLATE belt buckle. . The STRUCTURE of CHAIRMAN MAO's philosophy was in some way FATALISTIC to some.He did not CARE. He appeared to have no PITY on the farmers who were made to RATION their own way of living, which was SHAMEFUL ...like a TINPOT deity... <_< Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 (edited) The STRICTURE of the CHAIRMANS MAD takeover of that nation of feifdoms were the only REALISTIC option to DARE the old TINY warlords to face the ACTION of the people (that he helped overthrow the Japanese) whereas the warlords were SHAMELESS when it came to any POINT. Edited August 14, 2013 by Grant in West Oz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 The STRICTURE of the CHAIRMANS MAD takeover of that nation of feifdoms were the only REALISTIC option to DARE the old TINY warlords to face the ACTION of the people (that he helped overthrow the Japanese) whereas the warlords were SHAMELESS when it came to any POINT. So he was STRICT! ...the CHEERLEADERS. MADE their way into the streets as they REALIZED(REALISED) that only by being by DAREDEVILS they were able to change e en&client if it was TINIEST bit.... Even the ACTORS took ACTIONS ...But they could not be considered SHAMEFUL...POINTING. Out their STANDPOINT. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GreyGhost Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 So he was STRICT! :redx:/> ...the CHEERLEADERS. MADE their way into the streets as they REALIZED(REALISED) that only by being by DAREDEVILS they were able to change e en&client if it was TINIEST bit.... :coolio:/> Even the ACTORS took ACTIONS ...But they could not be considered SHAMEFUL...POINTING. Out their STANDPOINT. :moai:/> The SCRIPT was read by a CHEERLEADER that turned out to be a MAID ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 The SCRIPT was read by a CHEERLEADER that turned out to be a MAID ... The DRIFTER was CHEERLESS so it was SAID. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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