HOLMES Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 good lord ARC broke DOWN, how HORRIBLE I have not been on the computer much in the last YEAR, except buying GUITARS. But it is so good to hear from you GUYS It wasn't any ARCH rival that DOWNED the ARC. How TERRIBLE.... FEAR not GUITARISTS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 The guitarist sat on a CHAIR, nature saw fit to ENDOW her with talent. A big black CAR pulled up with a crunch of a GEAR, the TSARISTS symbol bold on the door. .... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 The guitarist sat on a CHAIR, nature saw fit to ENDOW her with talent. A big black CAR pulled up with a crunch of a GEAR, the TSARISTS symbol bold on the door. .... .... She had long flowing HAIR falling DOWN HER back, CARELESSLY , while her guitar playing brought TEARS To those listening to this beautiful gifted STARLET. :blush: :wub: :wub: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andy Gudbergsson Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 I am a guitarist on a chair, sometimes on a SOFA writing songs wherever it PLEASES A starlet not in the PICTURE Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 With a hat like a LOAF, the HEIR strode in seeking PLEASURE not a LECTURE. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 With a hat like a LOAF, the HEIR strode in seeking PLEASURE not a LECTURE. . . . LOAFING around like a fat HEIRESS as her lord and master TREASURES his ECLECTIC ELECTRIC LANTERNS... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andy Gudbergsson Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 . . . LOAFING around like a fat HEIRESS as her lord and master TREASURES his ECLECTIC ELECTRIC LANTERNS... :wierdo:/> I am afraid that this THINGAMAGIG has gone to TOOFARMAGIG therefore I recommend that we do another THINGAMAGIG whatever that may be..or whatever thingamagig Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Thingamajig?, like a THINGAMABOB? One need a supply of them when FOODFARMING, to minimise the RIGGAMAROLE of market permits. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 . . . LOAFING around like a fat HEIRESS as her lord and master TREASURES his ECLECTIC ELECTRIC LANTERNS... :wierdo:/> The roadie was LOADING cheese and bread into a sack, until it began to look like a lumpy MATTRESS The HECTIC crowd jostled, hoping to glimpse the talent show ENTRANTS as they arrived. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 The roadie was LOADING cheese and bread into a sack, until it began to look like a lumpy MATTRESS The HECTIC crowd jostled, hoping to glimpse the talent show ENTRANTS as they arrived. [/quote. A Free LOADER indeed .... Hide it under the MATTRESSES ... Have anyone seen MY PATHETIC looking friend who was supposed to ENTER the stage and RANT.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 For one DOLLAR more you can have this MATCHLESS tortiseshell kitten. It has the PATCHIEST fur pattern, can climb a TREE, found it in a BARN. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 For one DOLLAR more you can have this MATCHLESS tortiseshell kitten. It has the PATCHIEST fur pattern, can climb a TREE, found it in a BARN. MY best COLLAR was a Murderer .... I don't think many can MATCH that.... The PATCHIEST bit on MY garden is where there is no sun and TREES cover the area.... DARN it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Was he a LOCAL felon?, or did the offendor HATCH a plot? CHAPPIES who go that far MAY be walking the STREETS past our YARD right now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 (edited) Was he a LOCAL felon?, or did the offendor HATCH a plot? CHAPPIES who go that far MAY be walking the STREETS past our YARD right now. He was Local but totally LOCO in MY opinion. The plot was HATCHED the moment he lost the chess game against his old friend... :unsure: The CHAP was ex ground crew . He said MAYBE he had held a grudge against his friend who was a ex RAF Pilot as he always got STRESSED out while his old friend got the BEST girl, best everything....and then asked ME in his accent " i dunno think I did the REET(RIGHT) thing" :unsure: (Serving a life sentence now) Edited October 23, 2013 by HOLMES Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Only a FOOL does that which throws everything out of PHASE. A BEAM of something from FAR distant pasts intrude on our STREETS North, EAST, all of them. I saw an EMU under a TREE. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Only a FOOL does that which throws everything out of PHASE. A BEAM of something from FAR distant pasts intrude on our STREETS North, EAST, all of them. I saw an EMU under a TREE. FOOLISH nan indeed He gets to live till his life is PHASED out naturally. he did think it was a FAIR result And not wearing a STRAIT jacket allows him to move about. !! BEST collar ever Were the EMUS TRAIPSING.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Loners are often ALOOFISH, but that gets CHASED away, FAINT hope of anything but the STRAIGHT and narrow path. It was for the BEST. SOME emus were, but some looked like they were TRIPPING. I think it was the FIGS. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 (edited) :jaw-dropping:/>/> Loners are often ALOOFISH, but that gets CHASED away, FAINT hope of anything but the STRAIGHT and narrow path. It was for the BEST. SOME emus were, but some looked like they were TRIPPING. I think it was the FIGS. SELFISHLY I CHASTISED someone . FAINT-HEART not The arrow was STRAIGHTENED LEST it went astray as it SOMETIMES does FLIPPING over and going into someone's fancy DIGS. Edited November 3, 2013 by HOLMES Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Caught, he SHEEPISHLY admitted guilt. Severely CHASTENED our miscreant was put to work with pot & brush to PAINT out graffiti. The EARTH was clayey and stuck to his sneakers STRAINING at every STEP as if SOMETHING malevolent was GRIPPING his feet, cursing his foolishness with a SIGH, plodded on. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 The SHEEP CHASED the PANTS of ERIC the modeler. It's RAINING on the STEEP hill and SOMETIMES it gets really GRITTY in BLIGHTY! :wub: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 The pony had a sure STEP on the SHADED trail. We had a drink at some TAPS and a handful of RICE. Some say that's why it's GAINING weight. Occasionally a STEEPLE would show SOMEWHERE ahead, but a rather GROTTY industrial park and guard dogs made the pony somewhat FLIGHTY, so we headed back. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 The pony had a sure STEP on the SHADED trail. We had a drink at some TAPS and a handful of RICE. Some say that's why it's GAINING weight. Occasionally a STEEPLE would show SOMEWHERE ahead, but a rather GROTTY industrial park and guard dogs made the pony somewhat FLIGHTY, so we headed back. STEPPING aside from the SHADY TRAPS , the MICE GAINED FEEBLE yet SOMETHING little to nibble on.... The GROTTO was LIGHTER because they had PILFERED like greedy little things they were. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 The office PEST was in form after a SHANDY or three. SOMETIMES a TROUT when hooked becomes a FIGHTER. Catch, PROFILE picture and release. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GreyGhost Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 The office PEST was in form after a SHANDY or three. SOMETIMES a TROUT when hooked becomes a FIGHTER. Catch, PROFILE picture and release. The TEST for the SHANTY would prove it was actually rather STOUT ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 While it is BEST to not be HASTY, when attending a pub in company I always SHOUT (treat) the FIRST round. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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