HOLMES Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 The TEST for the SHANTY would prove it was actually rather STOUT ! The BEST PANTIES in Victorias Secrets were bright and LOUD. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 The office PEST was in form after a SHANDY or three. SOMETIMES a TROUT when hooked becomes a FIGHTER. Catch, PROFILE picture and release. Being PESTERED by the SHADY character was SOMETHING to talk ABOUT!!! Of course the FIGHTING was PROFESSIONAL .... :deadhorse1: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 (edited) While it is BEST to not be HASTY, when attending a pub in company I always SHOUT (treat) the FIRST round. LEST I forget in MY HASTE.... I am SHOUTING a Happy New Year to all...members and guests alike... No DOUBT.... you will have a great time... FIRSTLY Enjoy Edited December 28, 2013 by HOLMES Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 LAST year wasn't a WASTE, tho',, there was some HOOTINGS and hollerings when 2014 DEBUED. Happy New Year. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 LAST year wasn't a WASTE, tho',, there was some HOOTINGS and hollerings when 2014 DEBUED. Happy New Year. VASTLY WASTEFUL WAS it ? I betcha HOOTERS did quite a job and didn't DEBUNK from their DUTIES !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 A SALTY sea dog friend went HOLSTER checking with the hope of becoming BUNKED with one of his CUTIES! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 (edited) A SALTY sea dog friend went HOLSTER checking with the hope of becoming BUNKED with one of his CUTIES! MY cupboard holds different variety of SALTS...... The sea SALT BOLSTERS certain foods.... I have HUNKERED down for the night and I don't think one can looks CUTE when tired.. Edited January 14, 2014 by HOLMES Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Behind the SLATS of the trap, some deep SEA LOBSTERS waved their feelers, their fate ENDURED, not aware they would soon be on a PLATE. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Behind the SLATS of the trap, some deep SEA LOBSTERS waved their feelers, their fate ENDURED, not aware they would soon be on a PLATE. If I catch him I will SLAP the SEASONED LOBBYIST. MY. ENDURANCE of LATE is high.. :nanner: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Having a get-together with some modelling PALS this afternoon, they are a REASONABLE bunch, for plastic HOBBYISTS. We have an ENDURING record of meetings among MATES. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Having a get-together with some modelling PALS this afternoon, they are a REASONABLE bunch, for plastic HOBBYISTS. We have an ENDURING record of meetings among MATES. .....Grant don't you get too PALLY with the SEASONED HOB-NOBS. DURING your ENDLESS meetings has a MAGICIAN MATERIALIZED. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 These bunch don't PLAY too hard, I've REASONED with some HOBOES who were LURING. some SLENDER maids with MANIC laughs. They were dressed in some '90s stretch MATERIAL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 These bunch don't PLAY too hard, I've REASONED with some HOBOES who were LURING. some SLENDER maids with MANIC laughs. They were dressed in some '90s stretch MATERIAL. PLAYING REASONABLY well and enjoying the HOBBY which LURED and LURES ME to buy SLEEK models, I have been like a MANIAC.... :blush: Sometimes MATERIALISTIC things MAKES MATTERS seem LATERAL... :russian-roulette-smiley: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 RELAYING the REASON for our pastime, often requires the force of a LOBBY group. I've been had LURID offers of CURES made of LEEK and cream. I prefer a MANGO. However shiny ELASTICISED bike pants are still on my mind, he MUTTERS, in a LITERAL sense. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 RELAYING the REASON for our pastime, often requires the force of a LOBBY group. I've been had LURID offers of CURES made of LEEK and cream. I prefer a MANGO. However shiny ELASTICISED bike pants are still on my mind, he MUTTERS, in a LITERAL sense. I loved RELAY RACES at school! The SO called SNOOTY LOBSTER was LUCID If Madame CURIE had not been so brainy they would still be SEEKING New medical MIRACLES MY ECSTACY lasted fir a while and then the SHUTTERS came down and LITERATURE was rewritten.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 On equinox day, an event we REPLAY twice annually, so they aren't SCARCE TO find on the calendar. TOOTSY and the MOBSTER were smitten by CUPID. The Stooge, CURLIE Mo was PEEKING using two MONOCLES. He CATCHES a glimpse of something he SHOULDN'T have and took off, over the LATERITE ridge in a cloud of dust. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Check Six Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Hood Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 On equinox day, an event we REPLAY twice annually, so they aren't SCARCE TO find on the calendar. TOOTSY and the MOBSTER were smitten by CUPID. The Stooge, CURLIE Mo was PEEKING using two MONOCLES. He CATCHES a glimpse of something he SHOULDN'T have and took off, over the LATERITE ridge in a cloud of dust. LAY the SCARF down on TOP of the MOP and you know it will look quite STUPID. :rofl: Why was The Stooge CURLING the PEKINESE Duck whilst the MONGOOSE HATCHED a plan one SHOULD have been looking at LATERALLY... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 LATE to ARC again! I stubbed a TOE on a flower POT, on a hot and HUMID afternoon while CURING mango PICKLES. Our MANGOES have finished for the year. The crop MATCHED our best of 4 years ago. It's been very dry so the orange tree COULD miss a year, not that it MATTERS. G Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted April 10, 2014 Share Posted April 10, 2014 LATE to ARC again! I stubbed a TOE on a flower POT, on a hot and HUMID afternoon while CURING mango PICKLES. Our MANGOES have finished for the year. The crop MATCHED our best of 4 years ago. It's been very dry so the orange tree COULD miss a year, not that it MATTERS. G LATER the poodle was heard to BARK. !!! TOEING. The DOTTED line was quite HUMILIATING. I don't think the idiot was CURED as he PICKED his way through the MANGO PICKLE.... WATCHING what WOULD have MATTERED to most is no longer earth SHATTERING. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Uncool Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 BAXTER...!!! Bloody noodles are 'bout to BURN!! BOEING; new PLOTTER drawings always bein' PROCRASTINATED... Thought THE CURE were TICKED for their MONKEY got KILLED. CATCHIN' "them" GHOULS might SCARE the helluva lot outa William SHATNER... :P Yeh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 BAXTER...!!! Bloody noodles are 'bout to BURN!! BOEING; new PLOTTER drawings always bein' PROCRASTINATED... Thought THE CURE were TICKED for their MONKEY got KILLED. CATCHIN' "them" GHOULS might SCARE the helluva lot outa William SHATNER... :P: Yeh. The HACKER BLOTTED out the PROTOCOL and PROCEDURAL manual. :wacko: :unsure: BOOING off the new PITCHER was of no help at all CATCH the GHOST and that would be a RARE thing to do indeed. SHATNER. SHATTERED his own SHANTY ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 The bag PACKER BOLTED after the COOLER caught fire and began to PRODUCE lots of smoke. BOOTING the smouldering device onto the lawn, making it PATCHIER. It's owner who was going to use it on a YACHT was MOST pleased he were SPARED that unpleasantness. AVOCADO. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 The bag PACKER BOLTED after the COOLER caught fire and began to PRODUCE lots of smoke. BOOTING the smouldering device onto the lawn, making it PATCHIER. It's owner who was going to use it on a YACHT was MOST pleased he were SPARED that unpleasantness. AVOCADO. ....The boy was quite SLACK as the BOLTS he had just screwed were not looking so COOL !! as the PRODUCER BOOTED off the gate-crasher of his PATCH, the editor on stand by was CAUGHT out napping and the HOST SPARRED with the SPARTACANS.. :touche: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GreyGhost Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Those BLACK COLTS sure are fast! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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