HOLMES Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Your PREMISE for Saint VALENTINE and his DOLOROUS mating rituals with tawdry DIADEMS of the publishing world. She WAKES, suddenly alert, SHARPLY watching her husband in his PYJAMAS cross the room. PROMISES made by the Great VALENTINO DELUDED DIANA. She WALKED into his SHARP TRAP thinking he was PUTATIVE. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 The MORTISES and TENNONS were prepared before the sun ELUDED them. The next day we fitted and NAILED them, planked and CAULKED, then with a RASP made each PART fit it's NATIVE location. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 The MORTISES and TENNONS were prepared before the sun ELUDED them. The next day we fitted and NAILED them, planked and CAULKED, then with a RASP made each PART fit it's NATIVE location. . . . . The MORTIFIED TEEN TENNIS player became ELOQUENT. .... Her grunts and groaning was the final NAIL in her RAUCOUS playing as she began to lose , and with every horrendous loud GRASP her opposition was PARTAKING in a joyous game until she finally realized she had been playing opposite the great NADAL... :P :tease: :tease: :rofl: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Then over there are the FORTIFIED wines, port, sherry and green ginger etc., that GENT likes ANNIS, but that's subject to an import QUOTA. Having tried it, I would have prefered to have LAIN on nettles, VACUOUS as it may sound. It seems to GRAB one on a PARTICULAR way. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Then over there are the FORTIFIED wines, port, sherry and green ginger etc., that GENT likes ANNIS, but that's subject to an import QUOTA. Having tried it, I would have prefered to have LAIN on nettles, VACUOUS as it may sound. It seems to GRAB one on a PARTICULAR way. . . . . Was FLYING FORTRESS GENTLY ANNIHILATING the much QUOTED LANCASTER VICIOUSLY whilst the pilot had his old GARBS on which was quite PECULIAR.. :coolio: (No offense..'it's only a game) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 (edited) With a lash, he was FLAILING about the FORTIFICATIONS till he reached the GANTRY used for ELEVATIING building materials. At this point, the REDOUBT seemed to present ENTRANCES for the light-fingered. With a VICIOUS slash, he commenced breaking handholds of a PARTICULAR shape .... Edited June 16, 2013 by Grant in West Oz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 (edited) With a lash, he was FLAILING about the FORTIFICATIONS till he reached the GANTRY used for ELEVATIING building materials. At this point, the REDOUBT seemed to present ENTRANCES for the light-fingered. With a VICIOUS slash, he commenced breaking handholds of a PARTICULAR shape .... , Isle of Man stopped FLOGGING the bad guys and now look what they have GAINED. I suppose their crime figures is once more ELEVATED...... DOUBLING the crime rate like never before and ENTERING the annals of other places as the VICIOUSNESS of PATTY's PECULIAR PARENTS were the ARTICULATED PARTY thieves. Edited June 16, 2013 by HOLMES Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 (edited) Our local coppers are FLAGGING areas where the scalliwags have GNAWED through the leash. The Commishioner and a Council DELEGATE were BLOODING the first of 500 new recruits in a PR blitz today. With increased Police presence, irresponsible behaviour has been PETERING out. ARTICLES are being written now. Edited June 18, 2013 by Grant in West Oz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Our local coppers are FLAGGING areas where the scalliwags have GNAWED through the leash. The Commishioner and a Council DELEGATE were BLOODING the first of 500 new recruits in a PR blitz today. With increased Police presence, irresponsible behaviour has been PETERING out. ARTICLES are being written now. . . . . . FLAGSTONE of many a criminal behavior stems from their GNAWING. Roots. . . . . . Was the Police DELEGATION BLOODY well able to control the operation fully or was it PEPPERED with POLITICAL Correctness that only tiny PARTICLES of it has been eradicated. :wacko: :blink: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 The pathway to hell is FLAGGED with good intentions. These appearances were DANGLING like a DECORATION, BOLDLY lit. Discipline at home must PRECEDE civilisation. The POLEMIC is; the CRAWLIEST folk are in fact, the new zombie. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 The pathway to hell is FLAGGED with good intentions. These appearances were DANGLING like a DECORATION, BOLDLY lit. Discipline at home must PRECEDE civilisation. The POLEMIC is; the CRAWLIEST folk are in fact, the new zombie. . . . The FLAGS were DANGLED .. I have been DECORATED even though I am being BOLD in saying that. The PROCEEDINGS are at the top of the POLE. CRAWLERS CRAWL CROWING like COWARDLY CROWS!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GreyGhost Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 . . . The FLAGS were DANGLED .. :occasion2:/> I have been DECORATED even though I am being BOLD in saying that. :whistle:/> The PROCEEDINGS are at the top of the POLE. :wasntme:/> CRAWLERS CRAWL CROWING like COWARDLY CROWS!!!!! :wierdo:/> :soapbox:/> :explode:/> He who FLOGS is most likely DANGEROUS ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 (edited) He who FLOGS is most likely DANGEROUS ... Who cares ....FLOG DARNED DOG...I wonder what his missus will say when she sees DANGEROUSLY ....... Edited June 22, 2013 by HOLMES Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 GOLF is the DARNDEST game, tho' there is GOLD for the very best. CANCEROUSLY is the best I could do with dangerously. They go hand in hand tho'. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 GOLF is the DARNDEST game, tho' there is GOLD for the very best. CANCEROUSLY is the best I could do with dangerously. They go hand in hand tho'. . . . . . GOLFING . the GOOFIEST game but quite DANDY to watch as one waits for the GOLDEN end .. . ...... TRANSLUCENTLY is a nice word too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 I may be FLOGGING a deceased steed here, but I don't have the FOGGIEST idea on how to score tennis. It would have been HANDY in my OLDEN days. Or perhaps the ladies thought my motives were too TRANSPARENT. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 I may be FLOGGING a deceased steed here, but I don't have the FOGGIEST idea on how to score tennis. It would have been HANDY in my OLDEN days. Or perhaps the ladies thought my motives were too TRANSPARENT. ...it took ME a while but trying to LOG who is winning ,well , I feel like FOGGY On 'the Last of the Simmer Wine"! It's not just an DANDY OLD thing Grant I will have you know.... But I TRANSGRESS... :tumble: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted June 27, 2013 Share Posted June 27, 2013 Enjoy .. http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=KnU6gHuFe28&feature=relmfi Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GreyGhost Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 ...it took ME a while but trying to LOG who is winning ,well , I feel like FOGGY On 'the Last of the Simmer Wine"! :monkeydance:/> It's not just an DANDY OLD thing Grant I will have you know.... But I TRANSGRESS... :tumble:/> :tumble:/> The company LOGO gave the impression of a SOGGY demeanor, for a CANDY company, a bit ODD ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 A symbol is a very GOOD point of difference. Yet, a too GLOSSY image may strike some as just eye-CANDY with a hint of top DOG. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 A symbol is a very GOOD point of difference. Yet, a too GLOSSY image may strike some as just eye-CANDY with a hint of top DOG. . . .GOODNESS.. !! Who used that GLOSS Can I be CANDID but not DOGGEDLY about it.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 The company LOGO gave the impression of a SOGGY demeanor, for a CANDY company, a bit ODD ... :doh:/> . . LOGISTICALLY speaking MY LUNGS are not SLOPPY...They are HANDY in keeping ME alive ..do you think that it's an ODDITY? :yahoo: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Being LOGICALLY biased, he SLUNG his POSHLY trimmed backpack onto the SANDY truck bed. He thinks, I must get home TODAY. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Being LOGICALLY biased, he SLUNG his POSHLY trimmed backpack onto the SANDY truck bed. He thinks, I must get home TODAY. LOGIC went out with the LEGO. I thought being POSH , SADLY was not his style. The TOAD was DAILY ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 With a touch of COLIC and his sore LEG, working in the SHOP wasn't his bag, except when the pompous LADY'S heels went all DOOLALLY. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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