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With a touch of COLIC and his sore LEG, working in the SHOP wasn't his bag, except when the pompous LADY'S heels went all DOOLALLY.

. . . . FROLICKING with her LEGS. In the air. SIMPLY made the LADIES make DOODLES. In the air......

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The curmudgeon was RECOILING from the focus of the LENS, which led the commentator to IMPLY in an ASIDE to the camera there was OODLES of scandal....

I RECOILED when I saw those gangly HENS :woot.gif:

The IMPLICATIONS made were ASININE. :rolleyes:

Okay who shouted they need a CUDDLE... :wasntme:

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The Australorp COCKEREL was quite a sight WHEN a stranger, even with an INVITATION was set upon by this bird with a sound quite unlike SIRENIANS. What a MUDDLE he'd create.

. . . So who is the C.O.C.K of the town THEN.? :whistle:

. . . . INVITING the SYRIAN to eat the MUD Cake he'll think us BARMY and MUDDLED .. :nanner:

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Staying away from the LOCK and Key tavern like a well behaved GENT.

IMBIBING, but minding my RYIALS or whatever DUMB currency the ARMY use off base in this BEFUDDLED occupancy.

. . . . . . LOCKING them in with bottles of GIN ....Look they cannot be BRIBED just like the ROYALS..

:monkeydance:

.... DUMBO ARMED. Himself with cookies and JUGGLED them away ..into his mouth.. :rofl:

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I was LOOKING for that anodic GUN to guard the BRIDGE from the theft of ALLOYS by DE MOB due the recent DRAMA with the famous MUGGLE of Hogwarts.

. . Don't LOOK at the GUNNER standing on the BRIDGES. :shoot: :shoot:

.. .. .. .. AHOY!!! :wave: he was DEMOBBED :woo: hoo.

The DIORAMA of the big MUFFINS was unique :D

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He was so COOL, that when he was a RUNNER for the boss in the RIDGE road project, he'd trip on his HALO! Though he BOMBED out of DRAMA school and got lots of MIFFS from the other pupils.

. . . FOOL!!!

the RUNNERS BRIDGED the gap quickly.... :monkeydance:

. . . The woman's HALITOSIS allowed the BOMBER

make a DRAMATIC MISTAKES

and you could tell that the trainer was so MIFFED!!

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They had the reputation they were ALOOF, but the Woolich GUNNERS BRIGADE were a nice bunch. Not like a bunch SHALLOTS they're too SOMBER and AROMATIC. Chips and STEAKS make a man well FED.

. . ...and then as he climbed the ROOF, the ROBBER was GUNNED down ...the BRIGADIER stated that they SHALL NOT SLUMBER

whilst a ROBOTIC looking chap STAKED out the hut that belonged to the MEDEVAC lot... :sunrevolves::monkeydance:

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The merry FOUR walked the road to the BORDER which was SIGNED at a line of BARRIERS that led to a HALL. A NOTE on the gate led to a PLUMBER at work. Having SLAKED his thirst at lunch, with a MEDICINAL drap, work wasn't a high priority.

. . . . The SOUR faced

BORING woman

SIGNALED to her BARMY husband that

HELL , A NOTARY ain't gonna stop her. :chain-gun:

She was quite PLUMB that even her friend nicknamed her the

SKANK SLAG who no matter how many

MEDICINES she took , she would still look MEDICALLY fat!!! :redx:

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A call to ROUSE the barman to get POURING. Dressed in a SINGLET and shorts, the BALMY tropics was good to him. WELL, that's what he thought, in the breeze of the ROTARY fan. A great LUMP of a tourist SLUNK into the shade, asking for a GLASS of MINERAL water. "Coming up" as he METHODICALLY wiped the sand off a bottle.

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A call to ROUSE the barman to get POURING. Dressed in a SINGLET and shorts, the BALMY tropics was good to him. WELL, that's what he thought, in the breeze of the ROTARY fan. A great LUMP of a tourist SLUNK into the shade, asking for a GLASS of MINERAL water. "Coming up" as he METHODICALLY wiped the sand off a bottle.

The players from the CAROUSEL. POURED out in SINGLE file.....

........ The BAR manager WELLED up with tears and one could see his eyes were ROTATING.

MY Body feels as of it will SLUMP any given moment and I will Disappear and SLINK away.....GLASSES of f MINERALIZED water is ones mans

MEAT and another mans METHOD. Of survival.... :485c3a61:

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After a night of CAROUSAL, he TOURED for 3 stops on the late bus, people to MINGLE with, BARE hand-spans away. So, he BELLED his stop, RATTLING his bottle along the tin fence, a PLUME of rude humour, with a pen, he'd CLINK out a tune on that bottle, trying to woo LASSES hurrying by. Late, hoping he'd just DEMATERIALISE, with a little HEAT, like that from a METHO burner, their heels clattered along the footpath.

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After a night of CAROUSAL, he TOURED for 3 stops on the late bus, people to MINGLE with, BARE hand-spans away. So, he BELLED his stop, RATTLING his bottle along the tin fence, a PLUME of rude humour, with a pen, he'd CLINK out a tune on that bottle, trying to woo LASSES hurrying by. Late, hoping he'd just DEMATERIALISE, with a little HEAT, like that from a METHO burner, their heels clattered along the footpath.

... AROUSED the TOURIST... :taunt::taunt:

...MINGLED with the BEARS... :woot.gif:

BELLY -FLOPPED. The RATTLESNAKE PLUM right in the middle of its CHIN. :blink:

LASSIE the dog MATERIALIZED( MATERIALISED) HEAVING and BREATHING HEAVILY....it's really METHOD way of acting... :rofl:

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ASSURED or is it braced (?) by his drink, his mind would far OUTSTRIP his self-perceived charm and ability.

Anyway, a MANGLED toe later, from playing football with an empty tin, began to SEAR sobriety up his leg.

"FELLED by me own NATTINESS" a GLUM mood (also the alcohol) began to INCH into his fuzzy mind as it SAILED off. MAINLY to dreams of a dimly imagined HEAVEN, badly HOSTED in a fervid mind.

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ASSURED or is it braced (?) by his drink, his mind would far OUTSTRIP his self-perceived charm and ability.

Anyway, a MANGLED toe later, from playing football with an empty tin, began to SEAR sobriety up his leg.

"FELLED by me own NATTINESS" a GLUM mood (also the alcohol) began to INCH into his fuzzy mind as it SAILED off. MAINLY to dreams of a dimly imagined HEAVEN, badly HOSTED in a fervid mind.

His so called ASSURANCES were OUTRAGEOUS . :deadhorse1:

While she MINGLED with the Navy SEALS. :sunrevolves:

FALLEN into the mode of NASTINESS did not make the man WINCE .... :wasntme:

SAILING off to MILAN where one dreams of things that are HEAVENLY POSSIBLE .....like being HOSED in cool waters .... :rofl::rofl:

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His so called ASSURANCES were OUTRAGEOUS . :deadhorse1:/>

While she MINGLED with the Navy SEALS. :sunrevolves:/>

FALLEN into the mode of NASTINESS did not make the man WINCE .... :wasntme:/>

SAILING off to MILAN where one dreams of things that are HEAVENLY POSSIBLE .....like being HOSED in cool waters .... :rofl:/> :rofl:/>

INSURANCE is OUTRAGEOUSLY high and only getting worse with events that are unfolding here in the US ... :bandhead2:

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