HOLMES Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 With a touch of COLIC and his sore LEG, working in the SHOP wasn't his bag, except when the pompous LADY'S heels went all DOOLALLY. . . . . FROLICKING with her LEGS. In the air. SIMPLY made the LADIES make DOODLES. In the air...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 The curmudgeon was RECOILING from the focus of the LENS, which led the commentator to IMPLY in an ASIDE to the camera there was OODLES of scandal.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 The curmudgeon was RECOILING from the focus of the LENS, which led the commentator to IMPLY in an ASIDE to the camera there was OODLES of scandal.... I RECOILED when I saw those gangly HENS The IMPLICATIONS made were ASININE. Okay who shouted they need a CUDDLE... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 The Australorp COCKEREL was quite a sight WHEN a stranger, even with an INVITATION was set upon by this bird with a sound quite unlike SIRENIANS. What a MUDDLE he'd create. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 (edited) The Australorp COCKEREL was quite a sight WHEN a stranger, even with an INVITATION was set upon by this bird with a sound quite unlike SIRENIANS. What a MUDDLE he'd create. . . . So who is the C.O.C.K of the town THEN.? . . . . INVITING the SYRIAN to eat the MUD Cake he'll think us BARMY and MUDDLED .. Edited July 6, 2013 by HOLMES Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Staying away from the LOCK and Key tavern like a well behaved GENT. IMBIBING, but minding my RYIALS or whatever DUMB currency the ARMY use off base in this BEFUDDLED occupancy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted July 10, 2013 Share Posted July 10, 2013 (edited) Staying away from the LOCK and Key tavern like a well behaved GENT. IMBIBING, but minding my RYIALS or whatever DUMB currency the ARMY use off base in this BEFUDDLED occupancy. . . . . . . LOCKING them in with bottles of GIN ....Look they cannot be BRIBED just like the ROYALS.. .... DUMBO ARMED. Himself with cookies and JUGGLED them away ..into his mouth.. Edited July 10, 2013 by HOLMES Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 I was LOOKING for that anodic GUN to guard the BRIDGE from the theft of ALLOYS by DE MOB due the recent DRAMA with the famous MUGGLE of Hogwarts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 I was LOOKING for that anodic GUN to guard the BRIDGE from the theft of ALLOYS by DE MOB due the recent DRAMA with the famous MUGGLE of Hogwarts. . . Don't LOOK at the GUNNER standing on the BRIDGES. :shoot: .. .. .. .. AHOY!!! he was DEMOBBED hoo. The DIORAMA of the big MUFFINS was unique :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 He was so COOL, that when he was a RUNNER for the boss in the RIDGE road project, he'd trip on his HALO! Though he BOMBED out of DRAMA school and got lots of MIFFS from the other pupils. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 He was so COOL, that when he was a RUNNER for the boss in the RIDGE road project, he'd trip on his HALO! Though he BOMBED out of DRAMA school and got lots of MIFFS from the other pupils. . . . FOOL!!! the RUNNERS BRIDGED the gap quickly.... . . . The woman's HALITOSIS allowed the BOMBER make a DRAMATIC MISTAKES and you could tell that the trainer was so MIFFED!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 They had the reputation they were ALOOF, but the Woolich GUNNERS BRIGADE were a nice bunch. Not like a bunch SHALLOTS they're too SOMBER and AROMATIC. Chips and STEAKS make a man well FED. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 They had the reputation they were ALOOF, but the Woolich GUNNERS BRIGADE were a nice bunch. Not like a bunch SHALLOTS they're too SOMBER and AROMATIC. Chips and STEAKS make a man well FED. . . ...and then as he climbed the ROOF, the ROBBER was GUNNED down ...the BRIGADIER stated that they SHALL NOT SLUMBER whilst a ROBOTIC looking chap STAKED out the hut that belonged to the MEDEVAC lot... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 The merry FOUR walked the road to the BORDER which was SIGNED at a line of BARRIERS that led to a HALL. A NOTE on the gate led to a PLUMBER at work. Having SLAKED his thirst at lunch, with a MEDICINAL drap, work wasn't a high priority. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 The merry FOUR walked the road to the BORDER which was SIGNED at a line of BARRIERS that led to a HALL. A NOTE on the gate led to a PLUMBER at work. Having SLAKED his thirst at lunch, with a MEDICINAL drap, work wasn't a high priority. . . . . The SOUR faced BORING woman SIGNALED to her BARMY husband that HELL , A NOTARY ain't gonna stop her. She was quite PLUMB that even her friend nicknamed her the SKANK SLAG who no matter how many MEDICINES she took , she would still look MEDICALLY fat!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 A call to ROUSE the barman to get POURING. Dressed in a SINGLET and shorts, the BALMY tropics was good to him. WELL, that's what he thought, in the breeze of the ROTARY fan. A great LUMP of a tourist SLUNK into the shade, asking for a GLASS of MINERAL water. "Coming up" as he METHODICALLY wiped the sand off a bottle. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 A call to ROUSE the barman to get POURING. Dressed in a SINGLET and shorts, the BALMY tropics was good to him. WELL, that's what he thought, in the breeze of the ROTARY fan. A great LUMP of a tourist SLUNK into the shade, asking for a GLASS of MINERAL water. "Coming up" as he METHODICALLY wiped the sand off a bottle. The players from the CAROUSEL. POURED out in SINGLE file..... ........ The BAR manager WELLED up with tears and one could see his eyes were ROTATING. MY Body feels as of it will SLUMP any given moment and I will Disappear and SLINK away.....GLASSES of f MINERALIZED water is ones mans MEAT and another mans METHOD. Of survival.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 After a night of CAROUSAL, he TOURED for 3 stops on the late bus, people to MINGLE with, BARE hand-spans away. So, he BELLED his stop, RATTLING his bottle along the tin fence, a PLUME of rude humour, with a pen, he'd CLINK out a tune on that bottle, trying to woo LASSES hurrying by. Late, hoping he'd just DEMATERIALISE, with a little HEAT, like that from a METHO burner, their heels clattered along the footpath. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 (edited) After a night of CAROUSAL, he TOURED for 3 stops on the late bus, people to MINGLE with, BARE hand-spans away. So, he BELLED his stop, RATTLING his bottle along the tin fence, a PLUME of rude humour, with a pen, he'd CLINK out a tune on that bottle, trying to woo LASSES hurrying by. Late, hoping he'd just DEMATERIALISE, with a little HEAT, like that from a METHO burner, their heels clattered along the footpath. ... AROUSED the TOURIST... ...MINGLED with the BEARS... BELLY -FLOPPED. The RATTLESNAKE PLUM right in the middle of its CHIN. :blink: LASSIE the dog MATERIALIZED( MATERIALISED) HEAVING and BREATHING HEAVILY....it's really METHOD way of acting... Edited July 28, 2013 by HOLMES Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 ASSURED or is it braced (?) by his drink, his mind would far OUTSTRIP his self-perceived charm and ability. Anyway, a MANGLED toe later, from playing football with an empty tin, began to SEAR sobriety up his leg. "FELLED by me own NATTINESS" a GLUM mood (also the alcohol) began to INCH into his fuzzy mind as it SAILED off. MAINLY to dreams of a dimly imagined HEAVEN, badly HOSTED in a fervid mind. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 (edited) ASSURED or is it braced (?) by his drink, his mind would far OUTSTRIP his self-perceived charm and ability. Anyway, a MANGLED toe later, from playing football with an empty tin, began to SEAR sobriety up his leg. "FELLED by me own NATTINESS" a GLUM mood (also the alcohol) began to INCH into his fuzzy mind as it SAILED off. MAINLY to dreams of a dimly imagined HEAVEN, badly HOSTED in a fervid mind. His so called ASSURANCES were OUTRAGEOUS . While she MINGLED with the Navy SEALS. FALLEN into the mode of NASTINESS did not make the man WINCE .... SAILING off to MILAN where one dreams of things that are HEAVENLY POSSIBLE .....like being HOSED in cool waters .... Edited July 28, 2013 by HOLMES Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GreyGhost Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 His so called ASSURANCES were OUTRAGEOUS . :deadhorse1:/> While she MINGLED with the Navy SEALS. :sunrevolves:/> FALLEN into the mode of NASTINESS did not make the man WINCE .... :wasntme:/> SAILING off to MILAN where one dreams of things that are HEAVENLY POSSIBLE .....like being HOSED in cool waters .... :rofl:/> :rofl:/> INSURANCE is OUTRAGEOUSLY high and only getting worse with events that are unfolding here in the US ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 INSURANCE is OUTRAGEOUSLY high and only getting worse with events that are unfolding here in the US ... :bandhead2:/> . . . . SURFING. On water Is OUT. RAGE ON Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GreyGhost Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 . . . . SURFING. On water Is OUT. RAGE ON :deadhorse1:/> You have to use SURFER lingo, Holmes ... The sets were GNARLY today, Brah ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 You have to use SURFER lingo, Holmes ... The sets were GNARLY today, Brah ... :thumbsup2:/> . . . . . Gregg do I look like a SURFING kinda guy.... Let ME show you MY GNASHERS BRAD. :yahoo: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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