HOLMES Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 A couple of CODGERS in an Irish band told of her as we CRUISED the Swan River one night. An ornamental SHRUB or two spaced just so, MAY balance the ANGUISH of the mis- MATCHING pillars. The LODGERS were CRUSHED by the thorny SHRUBBERY. The MAYOR met MAYBELINE and both LANGUISHED on MAGIC carpets that MATCHED each others.... :kissing2: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GreyGhost Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 The DODGERS were RUSHED to score all their runs in the bottom of the ninth! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 The DODGERS were RUSHED to score all their runs in the bottom of the ninth! Which President of the USA DODGED the Mount RUSHMORE monument. :P Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 The President had the USE of a LODGE when in the district seeking MUSHROOMS. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 The President had the USE of a LODGE when in the district seeking MUSHROOMS. Did he take his MUSE ..I bet he was called a LODGER ..... :rofl: Okay I need to use the WASHROOM now :blink: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 I'd ASSUME so. There was a GROWLER flying patrol most of the time, so the WATCHROOM was on full alert. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fellow Hobbyist Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 ....On alert for the angry cat GROWLING in the corner. They all WATCHED as one poor soul armed with nothing but a BROOM attempted to evict the malcontent feline. None were AMUSED. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 ....On alert for the angry cat GROWLING in the corner. They all WATCHED as one poor soul armed with nothing but a BROOM attempted to evict the malcontent feline. None were AMUSED. The COWLING was opened and its details were like that of a Swiss made WATCH. The BROOM was used to sweep the ROOM clean as it had AMASSED quite a lot of dust. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 The sound of CROWING woke the hens in the HATCH shed, a ROOMY shed with MORE nest boxes for broody hens to nestle like society MADAMS. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 The sound of CROWING woke the hens in the HATCH shed, a ROOMY shed with MORE nest boxes for broody hens to nestle like society MADAMS. the fat CROWS ate the CORN and the farmer Hatched a plan. He was going to use a BROOM to swipe at them and get rid of them MERELY because he was losing MONEY and was feeling like a MADMAN. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 BUMP Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 (edited) LUMP Edited December 18, 2015 by Grant in West Oz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 LUMP So Grant, LUMPING everything together, hope your modelling kits is BUMPED up and you had a BUMPER of a Christmas and Happy New Year. I guess you were STUMPED in buying gifts eh?.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GreyGhost Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 So Grant, LUMPING everything together, hope your modelling kits is BUMPED up and you had a BUMPER of a Christmas and Happy New Year. I guess you were STUMPED in buying gifts eh?.. :monkeydance:/> I'm STUMPED if we get TRUMPED! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jinxter13 Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 I'm STUMPED if we get TRUMPED! I'm STUMPED, as I got TRUMPED during Christmas....I didn't have the funds to do what I wanted to..so now I sit SLUMPED in my wheelie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 I'm STUMPED, as I got TRUMPED during Christmas....I didn't have the funds to do what I wanted to..so now I sit SLUMPED in my wheelie The elephant HUMPED and STOMPED his way through the forest. So I have never been so close to a SLUFF. :blink: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GreyGhost Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 The elephant HUMPED and STOMPED his way through the forest. :tumble:/> So I have never been so close to a SLUFF. :blink:/> I felt CHUMPED the other day but then i STOPPED and realized it was all just FLUFF! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I felt CHUMPED the other day but then i STOPPED and realized it was all just FLUFF! :nanner:/> Gregg, are you still CHOMPING through the Christmas hamper I sent you.. Can't you STOP resisting the Whiskey cake and all the gooey FLUFFY jams and biscuits ! :wub: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I hope you are still enjoying the Hamper... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 And Clif, you need a set of wheels that will fly you about... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 (edited) Todays weather here is quite STUPEFYING... Edited February 20, 2016 by HOLMES Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 The weather is STUNNING today..SUNNY.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GreyGhost Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 The weather is STUNNING today..SUNNY.. Who did you say was SUNNING by the pool SONNY? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Grant in West Oz Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Well, I had to start RUNNING because there was an element in the crowd who were going NUTSY. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HOLMES Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 The Pakistanis made 400 RUNS in their first innings against the England team... I wonder if the visitors are GUTSY to come back and STRUT their STUFF in the 2nd Innings. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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