aim9xray Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Debriefer: So lieutenant, where exactly were you? Bear Pilot: Well, we... Bear Copilot: Thank you. Bear Pilot: We. Started up on a 6, when he pulled from the clouds, and then I moved in above him. Debriefer: Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him? Bear Pilot: Because I was inverted. Tailgunner (who was asleep): [coughs whilst saying] ******. Copilot: No he was man, it was a really great move. He was inverted. Debriefer: You were in a 4g inverted dive with a CF-18? Pilot: Yes Sir! Debriefer: At what range? Pilot: Um, about 2 meters. Copilot: It was actually about 1 and a half I think. It was 1 and a half, I've got a great Polaroid of it, and he's right there, must be 1 and a half. Pilot: Was a nice picture. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PBoilermaker Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Oh, Lordy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
habu2 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 You can blame that on the effectiveness of the false canopy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChernayaAkula Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 <...>Debriefer: You were in a 4g inverted dive with a CF-18? [<...> :lol: That was great! You can blame that on the effectiveness of the false canopy. Awesome! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trigger Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Debriefer: You were in a 4g inverted dive with a CF-18? Pilot: Yes Sir! Debriefer: At what range? Pilot: Um, about 2 meters. Copilot: It was actually about 1 and a half I think. It was 1 and a half, I've got a great Polaroid of it, and he's right there, must be 1 and a half. Pilot: Was a nice picture. :lol: You can blame that on the effectiveness of the false canopy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Cool Hand Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 (edited) "CF-18, no one's been this close before!" or... Debriefer: Eh lieutenant, what were you doing there? Co-Pilot: Communicating. Pilot: Keeping up foriegn relations. Giving him the bird. Co-Pilot: You know, the finger. (gestures appropriately) Edited January 28, 2008 by Cool Hand Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Karl Sander Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Chappie agrees. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SBARC Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Heck...even Bubbles agrees. :( Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vesper Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Oh c'mon guys, where's the sense of humor? I showed this to my roomate & he nearly blacked out :( Ves :( Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chappie Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Chappie agrees. Naw dude. I think it's funny a sh*t! Ligthen up, Frances. :D Chappie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NaOH Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Nobody makes fun of Goose on my watch! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jay Chladek Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 And this from a guy that helped introduce us to the NEVER ENDING Tweet references. And with that, I guess we hit our tweet reference quota for this thread. :) :unsure: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trigger Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 There is no such thing as a Tweet quota. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sunliner Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 This would have to be a morale-buster...being intercepted by the COD! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aggressor Supporter Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 (edited) Shouldn't that "COD" be upside down? Edited January 30, 2008 by Raptor Supporter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AnthonyWan Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Recently declassified USAF file photo: :blink: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SBARC Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Recently declassified USAF file photo: :D That photo is obviously doctored....otherwise the Tweet would have it's Stealth Cloud showing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trigger Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Yes, that is a doctored photo. Refer to the resolution forbidding Tweets and Bears from flying in such close proximity. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SBARC Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Yes, that is a doctored photo. Refer to the resolution forbidding Tweets and Bears from flying in such close proximity. Well everyone knows Waco uses his back-up plane....The Mighty Tweet for intercepting Bears..........that is a fact.....no sense sending up the ol' Raptor when the Mighty Tweet is available. But what isn't widely known is that Waco's Tweet has full stealth capability.....hence it should have an obvoius Stealth Cloud when it's photoed next to a Bear. :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brady Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 That photo is obviously doctored....otherwise the Tweet would have it's Stealth Cloud showing. Don't forget the false canopy. But just like the female orga$m, I believe that too is just a myth. Oh well..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Jay Chladek Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 (edited) The Ayatollah of "Rock N Rolla" has spoken. And yes, there is a Tweet quota: Edited January 31, 2008 by Jay Chladek Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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