Murph Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 (edited) Is dedicated to the movie Top Bird. It is the electric story of young, brash T-37 student, with a dynamic score composed and played by Yanni. He finds love, and a placenta, with a Hollywood starlet, ***** astrophysicist, ***** roller derby queen, but tragically loses his best friend who dies in a freak badminton accident. Our young hero does so well in the mighty Tweet, despite this loss, that he returns to teach TP stalls as a FAIP. The hero after graduation night, proudly posing with his new mount. The hero and his best friend just prior to the fatal badminton match Tweets forever! :D Edited October 18, 2006 by Murph Link to post Share on other sites
Trigger Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 "I feel the need... the need for TWEET!" Link to post Share on other sites
Steve Filak Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 "I'll hit the brakes and he'll fly right b......oh, never mind, we're in a Tweet. An A-10 could run us down." :D Link to post Share on other sites
Waco Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 (edited) An A-10 could run us down Only just....barely. I'll hit the brakes and he'll fly right by And remember, you want to thumb the attenuators, not hit the brakes....or at least, don't select idle at any rate. You'll hit the ground before the engines spooled back up. Edited October 18, 2006 by Waco Link to post Share on other sites
Trigger Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 "You don't have time to puke up there. If you puke, you're dead." Link to post Share on other sites
Jay Chladek Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Murph, if you keep this up, your callsign is going to be "Tweet". :D Link to post Share on other sites
aim9xray Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 "That was some of the best flying I've seen to date - right up to the part where you got killed puked. " Link to post Share on other sites
BAM'n'IVM Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 "What are you doing? You're slowing down, you're slowing down!" "I'm bringing him in closer, Merlin." "You're gonna do WHAT?" "Well, it's not like speeding up is an option!" Link to post Share on other sites
GreyGhost Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 I hear the local News channel's Airborne Traffic Reporters like blowing by Tweets in their Cessna 172s all the time ... Gregg Link to post Share on other sites
Ironhead Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Nice work Murph! More please! Link to post Share on other sites
David Walker Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 "That Tweet really screwed him up. I don't think he can make it back." Link to post Share on other sites
mkimages Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Mustang, this is Maverick requesting flyby. That's a negative Tweetrider, we don't have all afternoon. Link to post Share on other sites
MICK Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 But remember, you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber novelty puke out of Hong Kong! I dont know about You :D tweet drivers tho.Ive had quite a few enjoyable afternoons at Vance watching all of the near misses and long landings.Almost like Abbot and Costello meet the TWEET. Link to post Share on other sites
Skull Leader Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 "The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they flew a TWEET!.... great balls of wire!" Link to post Share on other sites
oscardeuce Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 " Son, your body's writing checks your Tweet can't cash." Link to post Share on other sites
GreyGhost Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 "I'm not going to stand here and blow sunshine up your Tweet!" Gregg Link to post Share on other sites
oscardeuce Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Riding solo in his left seat, puking on the Tweet. Link to post Share on other sites
Ken Middleton Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 the Tweet did much to keep up foreign relations Link to post Share on other sites
yardbird78 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 That big gray thing in the background! Gosh, Golly, Gee, It's, it's, wait a minute, yes, it's Tweet's Mom. Link to post Share on other sites
majortomski Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 ROTC fam ride, summer of '75 hot un airconditioned dark blue usaf bus in the middle of Webb AFB Big Spring Tejas. After quietly waiting and waiting in the bus for two hot boaring hours I finally get to board the tweet for my 30 miniute ride. Sit down, strap in, hook up, pull down both visors on the helment. YEEEECHHH the clear one is coverd in dried out puke from yesterday's rides.!! Helment off, wipe off the dried puke, helment on, off we go in a real USAF jet. Gear won't retract , declare a problem round the patch once, followed by the fire trucks back to the ramp. At least I got to drive on the ground. Bye Bye converters! May you be recycled in quiet. T. Link to post Share on other sites
BAM'n'IVM Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 "Goose! Goose! Help me! I got puke on my visor! I can't reach my visor! Goose!..." Link to post Share on other sites
Murph Posted October 18, 2006 Author Share Posted October 18, 2006 (edited) Son, your stomach is writing checks your espohagus can't cash. Edited October 18, 2006 by Murph Link to post Share on other sites
airjiml2 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 (edited) Nevermind. Edited April 10, 2007 by airjiml2 Link to post Share on other sites
Sean Bratton Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 (edited) Listen, can I ask you a personal question? That depends. Are you a good pilot? I can hold my own. Great, then I won't have to worry about you instructing on the Tweet. I'm going to need a beer to puke up on my flight tomorrow. Yo! Great Mav, real slick. Hey Goose you big stud! That's me, honey. Get me out of Vance or lose me forever. Show me the way out of Oklahoma, honey. Edited October 18, 2006 by Sean Bratton Link to post Share on other sites
Trigger Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Excuse me, Lieutenant. Is there something wrong? Yes ma'am, the data on the Flanker is inaccurate. How's that, Lieutenant? Well, I just happened to see an Su-27 do a... We! Uh, sorry Goose. WE happened to see a Su-27 do a negative 11g inverted cobra Where did you see this? Uh, that's classified. It's what? It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. Lieutenant, the Pentagon sees to it that I know more than you, so unless you want to leave right now, where exactly were you? Well, we... Thank you. Started up on his 6, when he pulled from the clouds, and then I moved in above him. Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him? Because I was inverted. Bullsh!t! No he was man, it was a really great move. He was inverted. You were in a T-37 and a negative 11g inverted cobra with an Su-27? Yes ma'am. At what range? Um, about 2 meters. It was actually about 1 and a half I think. It was 1 and a half, I've got a great Polaroid of it, and he's right there, must be 1 and a half. Was a nice picture. Thanks. Link to post Share on other sites
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