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I got a settlement check in the mail today from JP Morgan Chase for the big eBay settlement in the case of Yingling v. eBay, Inc. I can retire now!!

These effing idiots spent lord only knows how much money processing this, buying the paper and envelope, and putting postage on it, wasting the time, energy, fuel, and manpower of the USPS delivering it to me. But I guarantee the lawyers got a nice chunk out of it.

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Yours is 11X of mine! $0.03 was my big settlement!

Lawers must be hurtin for money!

Uh... what kind of math do you use? 3 is 11x 2? I'd say, according to my "new math" from the 1960s, that yours is 150% of mine :)

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There's always the Pay Pal option, then you'd only have to take a 2.9% hit on your awarded amount and save gas money going to the bank......

Heck Ebay wasn't thinking they could have profited on their $30 mil settlement.

Curt

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For final value fees overpaid for parts and accessories sold on eBay Motors.

Really? I've never bought or sold a single thing on eBay Motors! They'll have to pry their 2 cents from my cold dead fingers!

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