Gary Busey

GOODNIGHT, SWEET PRINCE.

I fought Godzilla, while riding on a giant, magic ferret. Then we all went and got donuts at Randy's

Great! So if I don't want to pay $16 shipping for a package that weighs less than a pound, now I can drive all the way out to Carrollton, Texas from Malibu, California to pick it up! WOOOOOO-DOGGY! That makes all the difference in the world!

Boy howdy I sure can't wait for that victory parade led by OV-10s just like the ones in 1973!

double post. deja boom.

The last time I got an "A" on a test, it was for hepatitis.

This is a fun thread!

Where's Stiffler and the guy from Jack@ss?

Goodnight, sweet prince.

When I was in High School, we'd call 27 people in the hospital "a slow friday""

Aw hell, only one cadet was bitten? Amateurs!

It's anecdote time?

Bring back the Tomcat!

Speaking of biofuels, I fart the loudest whenever I'm at a Walmart to establish dominance among weaker farters.

TYPN LIK DIS IS A GR8 WAY 2 HYD ILLITERACY.

Charlie Sheen requested Osama Bin Laden to be cremated so he could snort the ashes.

is it Pride Week already?

He deserves a gift card to the nearest men's undergarment establishment.

Planet Earth is a vacation spot for clowns.

When you have a mental confusion, there is a fire in your attic.

Horses at a distance look like long legged dogs. Whereas cows at a distance look like short legged dogs. And that's the only difference between horses and cows.